If I were a ______, what would you be?

A paintbrush! :p

If I were a sweater, what would you be?

Warm.:)

If I were a flu, what would you be?

An antibiotic.

If I were a pen, what would you be?

A keyboard.

If I were a keyboard, what would you be?

A thief

If I were an air cooled motor, what would you be?

A stalled car

If I were an iPod, what would you be?

music.

If I were a TV show, what would yo be?

Entertained.

I were a table, what would you be?

A meal

If I were a lunchbox, what would you be?

A backpack!

If I were a textbook, what would you be?

The information it contains

If I were glitter, what would you be?

glue!

If I were Velcro, what would you be?

That annoying little noise...

If I were a dragon, what would you be?

a dragon egg!

If I were a baby, what would you be?

Its dimples

If I were an evening gown, what would you be?