If you were a...

I don't think that I would want to be wrapped around anyone's butt...so in that case, I would pick either Britney Spears or Paris Hilton....because I would be left in the underwear drawer...

If you were a cog (a gear) in a piece of machinery, what operation would you perform?

[QUOTE=BienvenuJDC;726912]I don't think that I would want to be wrapped around anyone's butt...so in that case, I would pick either Britney Spears or Paris Hilton....because I would be left in the underwear drawer...

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hahahaha, good answer :)

I am already a cog in a machine... figuratively. I work in a large state institution with a lot of bureaucracy. This makes me the cog that makes little difference... but surely my task is to help the other cogs.

If you were one of Shakespeare's characters, which one would you be?

Without a doubt....Hamlet

If you were another character in Hamlet, which one would you be?

I think I would be Fortinbras.

If you were a Shakespeare play, which one would you be?

A Mid Summer Night's Dream... I was never good at chasing after love... Too many games

If you were one of the characters in AMSND, which one would you be?

I do love that play... I would be HERMIA, for her strong will, independence, and beauty.

If you were any other litnetter for a day, who would you be and what would you do?

I would be you...(assuming that I had your knowledge of your languages and country) and take a tour of everything that I could. I'd be like a sponge that could not soak up (edit: ENOUGH OF) everything around.

If you were a pumpkin, what kind of face would be carved into you?

I would be so awesome that I would be made into a pie instead.

If you were me and I were you and that wierd guy wasn't staring at me, what would happen?

you would be laughing!

If you were asked to escort someone to a red-carpet event, who would you want to go with? And who would you tell other people you were, considering they might not already know you, and you could say whatever you liked?

(are you calling me that weird guy?............and I wasn't staring!!)

I would be going with Hannah Banana...and I'd say I was her dad...because I am...

If I was that weird guy (and I wasn't actually staring), and you were you, what would you do?

I'd ask you to come with me to a party.


If you were homeless, where would you seek shelter?

The house that use to be the hospital where M. Myriel dwelt.

If you were M. Myriel's sister, how would you respond to his giving of the silver candlesticks?

LOL... M. Myriel is the bishop who is known as Bienvenu...when Jean Valjean was caught for stealing Bienvenu's silverware, he immediately responded in front of the police, Why did you forget these [silver candlesticks] implying that Valjean was not a thief, but it was in fact a gift. His sister said nothing.

If you were Bienvenu, would you have given away your most expensive possession (notice that I did not say prized) to someone who just stole your second most expensive possession?

haha your underwear answer was great Bien :lol:

As for your question, I have no idea what your'e talking about as I'm unfamiliar with the story...but I'm going to go with NO WAY

If you were/are a poet what or whom would be the great inspiration for your masterpiece?

Nature

If you were a girl (and you might be), what one thing would a guy say that would melt your heart?