Woopsee, it seems a dragon slipped on the PAM, crushing her in the process. :eek:
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Woopsee, it seems a dragon slipped on the PAM, crushing her in the process. :eek:
Such a nice young man, our Aimus. Too bad he got crushed by a herd of stampeding turnips. Seems turnips are deadly afraid of okra. Well, who isn't?
Kathy in Death's MouthLadies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce the death of our beloved member, Kathy. It is heard that while drunk, she was driving on the Mall Road and was hit by a truck. She remained in ICU for some time but poor doctors were unable to prevent her from death. May her soul rest in peace!
Pensy's Final Resting Place
I found a small birdie on Mockingbird Lane,
Collapsed by the side of the road.
Her wings were nigh broken; her feathers were frayed,
And her back bent as if from carrying a load.
"Kind sir." She gasped. "I've tried very hard,
But I just can no longer keep up with my job!
I can feel my heart giving out, 'ere it snaps into shards,
And to think no one cares!" Was her sob.
I lifted the little bird tenderly enough,
And soothed her ruffled feathers with a touch of my hand.
But I could not heal her, the wounds were to much,
But she pass on knowing the warmth of a friend.
Beneath a great oak I laid her to rest:
Pensy, she said to call her. May she be forever blessed.
Pendragon
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Poor Pendragon got caught in a fruit conga line. Dragons are mighty, but not good dancers. Darn you pineapple, darn you!!!
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Kathy, for her part, stopped to smell the flowers. Unfortunately, they were poppies, and the jealous Wicked Witch of the West made them deadlier this time...
Robin got arrested for illegal archery in Winnipeg. When the police where driving him to the police station, they had to cross the bridge, and bad luck would have it that just as they crossed the bridge, a meteor crashed into the bridge in front of the police car, causing it to tumble into the river. Robin, the master archer unfortunately isn't as good in opening locks as he is in shooting arrows, and poor Robin slowly drowned in the back of a police car.
Aimus was convicted by the Intergalactic Police for illegally hurling meteors at bridges. Upon hearing that one such meteor was responsible for the slow, agonizing death of the beloved hero Robin, the Intergalactic Juries unanimously agreed that Aimus was to be immediately executed.
The Last Shot?
Pale was the face beneath the yellow hair,
And paler still the grim eyes like ice;
The red feather still jaunty in his cap with flair,
As his bow he bent with all his might.
"Watch ye, well, Pen, where this arrow flies,
And mark well the spot where it comes to rest.
I feel Death approach, with her kiss, Robin dies;
But fail me not in this, my last request."
The eyes went shut, but the strong hand did not drop the bow,
As the green-clad archer breathed his last.
Nor was I like to forget nor forgo my vow,
In my strong claws my wings bore him to his final rest.
But is it final? Nay. Forsooth. I say not so.
Death seldom keeps her grasp for long upon a superhero...
Pendragon
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Pendragon had an unfortunate encounter with St. George and a giant fire extinguisher.
Drat! I thought I'd taken care of old Georgie years ago, Kathy! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/snow.gif :lol:
Yea, he is stinker, that one. No sense of humor at all when it comes to dragons. :p
US Government found out a new witchcraft organization in Massachusetts. The rumour is that they are closely connected to infamous Salem witches. Their leader- Kathy was confirmed to be a practising witch using Monty Python and the Holy Grail methods (nobody doubted it anyway-after all only witches can be so beautiful) and consequently burnt on Copley square near the Trinity Church.
Werewolf And Boris!
Boris invited Greyback (werewolf) to his home and then Greyback ate him. Poor Boris, I used to tell him not to trust them but...may his soul rest in piece.
WINDEX CLAIMS THE LIFE OF MOCKINGBIRD
A mockingbird was smashed today when she collided full force with a picture window she could not tell was there. It seems the owners of the home have been using Windex™, for the no-streak shine. The window thus became invisible to the poor bird. It might not have been so horrible if not for a bunch of raucous magpies sitting on a tree branch nearby that thought the whole thing was hilarious. They laughed and slapped each other on the back and made nasty remarks about the poor birds fate.http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/holy.gif