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Jay the hole-y vermin has the hill!
Back in hell, I tell mr. Devil I really like what he did with the place, I especially appreciate the airconditioning. He thanks me, and I tell him that someone got send to the vermin heaven by accident. He looks it up in his computer and sees the error, a new clerk misspelled Jay as Jane, and the mix up meant that poor Jane the lady bug got send to hell instead of Jay. He quickly rectifies the situation, and calls Jay back to hell. On my way out I thank her for taking good care of MY HILL! :p
I sit on top of the hill with the sun on my face, and the smell of elephant poo filtered by the gas mask!
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Aimus the masked has the hill.
Arriving at the vermin hell (totally by accident), I ask what's wrong - with being sent to hell and all that. I'm explained that a certain slimey Aimus forged the documents. Jane the ladybug WAS supposed to go to vermin hell and Jay to vermin heaven. Updating the computer database, Jay's sent back to vermin heaven, and from tehre sent back to earth again, making her feel like a ping-pong ball, boing, boing, boing... ahem, anyway, once down here again, I start planning a way to make Aimus RIP asap. HA!
Long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a supernova exploded. Now the huge energy wave, supercharged by ultraviolet rays, reached Earth and made Aimus somewhat crispy around the edges, sending him to help the (fake)horned one with further decorations.
My hill!
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Little Miss Vermin has the hill :p
The horned one got some new horns, and said the plastic surgeon did a great job, he had some pretty good ones in hell you see. I didn't want to hurt his feeling, but the horns actually look like body parts that I will not name here, but they sure aren't horns. Anyway, I get to exit with special powers if I help him hang a picture of Eddie on the wall, which I gladly do. Back on earth, I test out my new special power, and find it is actually the power to perform plastic surgery! With this new power, I proceed to the hill, only to find it occupied by Jay. I point at her, and perform remote plastic surgery on her. I gave her the same horns I mentioned earlier! Ashamed as she is, she runs away and hides somewhere under a tree in the forest. :D
My Hill, Beautiful as always. :)
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Aimus the plastic surgeon has the hill.
What the funny-horned one didn't tell you was that your super powers had only temporary lasting. Once my horns fell off, I exit the forest, being followed by very hungry bears. Bye for a few! :p
My hill!
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Little Miss Vermin has the hill :D
The bears might be feroucious beast, but I'll remember to bring some monkeys with me on my way back, first I have to explain to the silly horned fella that he can't wear sneakers to work, because he has hoofs instead of feet. Of course I make some arrangement for placement of a certain someone at a certain place.
Anyway, back on earth, I unleash the monkeys, and the bears run of to eat them. I may have no special powers this time, but a bug squatter the size of a front door is sure to take care of poor Little Miss Vermin on the hill. Have fun in vermin hell! :p
My precious little hill, all mine!
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Aimus who is about to lose the hill to Little Miss Vermin has the hill.
Being squashed to tiny gory bits, yet again, I appear in vermin hell, yet again. I go through the logs, find out the program was tampered with, yet again, and install an Aimus-proof anti Aimus program so I won't end up in vermin hell in the future again, thus reserving myself a comfy place in vermin heaven. The boss of the vermin heaven is getting imparient with unhole-y Aimus and sends me back down with some reinforcement - a dozen genetically altered moqsuitos the size of a car. We touch down (well, I do) and the moqsuitos stab Aimus with their proboscises (or whatever are those called) and suck Aimus dry.
My hill!
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That devious Little Miss Vermin has the hill again
Feeling a bit empty, low on fluids, I decide I need a blood donor. Fortunately I find a willing donor in the horned fella that rules hell, and I soon feel fully recharged. Time to set up the good old hell scenario. So it's Aimus proof eh? Never thought of the chicken hell now did you? I'll just have you sent there.
Proceeding with more important matters, the hill is still in enemy hands, and it's time to take some preventive measures for further events. I order an electric grid that prevents any and all vermin to enter the hill, to be installed later. Arriving at the hill, I take out the good old artillery, and lay down some serious supressive fire onto Jay. She gets hit by shrapnell, and dies of the wounds.
My hill, now with anti vermin defenses. :D
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Aimus has the hill... taken by Little Miss Vermin yet again, ladies and gents! :p
Having arrived to a chicken hell, I talk the chicken hell boss into sending me to vermin heaven. Once in vermin hell, I have to say goodbye to all my acquitances as I'm headed for the genetics laboratory (actually, it's Nirti's lab :p) to have my DNA changed from vermin DNA to ... hmmm, what am I going to be next? Something cute and cuddly... gargoyle seems to be JUST my choice! With beautiful sparkly blue eyes either!
Transformed into a cute and cuddly, warm and fuzzy gargoyle, I find myself starving. Being sent down yet again, I fly over MY hill and look for Aimus. Upon spotting him, I devour him in a matter of minutes. *burps* Sorry, had to have eaten something rotten ;)
I the gargoyle have the hill!
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Little Miss Vermin AKA Gargoyle has the hill, for now... :)
Once I'm devoured, I come back to hell, and decide that the whole registration system is in need of an overhaul, I call bill gates, and tell him to install some proper operating system. Good thing the PCs in hell don't have the Ctrl,Alt and Del key. :D Having taken care of the continous falsification of Jay's papers, I can now be sure she won't travel across the hells and heavens as easily anymore.
Back on earth, Little Miss Vermin is in for a surprise. Nirti played a trick on her, and with the light of day she turns to stone, permenantly! :p
I have the hill, and got cute, cuddly warm and fuzzy looking gargoyle statue for free!
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Aimus has the hill.
What the funny-horned one didn't tell you (in case you didn't know :eek: ), you can't take Bill seriously. Horned one wasn't bothered getting the newest SP93875735 and his operation system crashed (what a surprise :p)
He is now totaly annoyed with you for sabotaging his computers! He irreversibly turns me into my gargoyle self as an act of revenge :cool:
Angry for having to have the pigeons **** at me for days, I tear Aimus to tiny little bits and feed them to the fishes.
MY hill! :p
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That cuddly gargoyle has the hill again.
I slap the horned one around for being such a fool! I tell him to do everything by hand from now on, and handle this particular case personally. He gladly puts me back on earth, where I take the no nonsense approach, and shoot that cuddly gargoyle out of the air with a flak cannon. Bits and pieces are everywhere, and the hills is in the biggest mess it has been for a while, but it's mine! :nod:
MY HILL! Cavepainting still intact :cool:
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Cavepainter has the hill messy again.
Not even bothering finding out in what hole I ended up this time, I just cause so much trouble they kick me out of there, and what sefer place to put me than back on earth? They were smart, they only needed a week to figure that one out.
I do a rain dance, call forth HUGE torrent of water, cause another flood, drowning Aimus like a rat. While the water is subsiding, I enjoy cruising the sky.
My hill and everything around!
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The persistant gargoyle has my hill again.
Feeling a bit flushed out, I decide to not even bother pretending to be nice to the horned fella, and kick him out for making such a mess of things. I find the controls for hell, and find the 'special' button. I press it, but it did not have the desired effect. Turns out the guy has a thing for bellydancers with a goatee. :eek2:
A cunning plan forms in my mind, and I use the teleporter to transport the gargayle to the same room as the belly dancers are in. I wave to her, before going back down to my hill, now clean due to the proper flood that occured.
My hill!
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Aimus the flushed (out :p) has the hill.
Wondering what a gargoyle is going to do with bellydancers, they soon tire of my presence and send me to their boss, ie the horned one. The poor guy is a wreck. No horns (they fell off from embarrassement), no computers, no bellydancers (they were not impressed), an irritable Aimus at his doors all the time, the last thing he needs is a moody gargoyle. He keeps the door open and goes play chess with the other boss.
Soaring among the living again (it's getting old, isn't it? :p), I collect a niiiice huge stone and drop it on top of Aimus the pancake.
My hill! :p
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Jay the bothersome gargoyle has the hill.
No time to waste, I run past hell, out the exit. The horned one never even knew I was there! I proceed to jump out from the sky, smashing Jay into the ground with such tremendous speed she exits on the other side, cooked and ready to be eaten, by belly dancers! They always wanted to know what gargoyles taste like :p
My Hill!
