Pam

My vision may be the slightest bit impaired, that is, according to our beloved Pen, yet PAM's is even worse, for she sees things that are not there...

The PAM talks to animals and is convinced they talk back.

PAM has sores on the inside of her nostrils. No PAM those aren't snots and you can't pick them, no matter how hard you try. :p

the pam is fascinated with the inside of the nose, and designed a special nose cam so that he could take up close photographs of the skin inside the nose, complete with nose hairs and boogers.

PAM has her Phd in Nose-iology and spends her time nosing around LitNet :lol:

And PAM knows (nose)...

The PAM leaves a letter out of her name. That's Brown-Haired Elmo



Dunno why this seemed to have killed the thread. This is Elmo: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ewest/Elmo.jpg, so I wasn't suggesting anything vulgar...

The PAM carries his stuffed Elmo doll with him everywhere and tucks it into bed at night with him because he thinks it has feelings and gets real sad when he looks at his plastic eyes because he hears Elmo saying "don't leave me"

the pam thinks she is popular but she is really a stuck up drama queen

PAM desperately wants a Tickle Me Elmo doll but is too shy to ask her husband... :lol:

the PAM washes her hair with kool aid and can't understand why bees chase her around the park

The PAM eats nothing but kool aid and sardines.

The PAM thinks Motor Oil makes good gravy for mashed potatoes, you need to get out of Detroit, honeychild!

But the PAM, when in Canada, ordered grits and was flabbergasted upon receiving road-de-icer on his plate... :alien:

[note to all: road-de-icer is not a French word, it is a product that takes the ice from the slippery streets, helps melt, etc.]

Pam says "eh" and "aboot" :)