Yes, the whole liberal democratic trash heap in one session. With its self-imposed nemesis about to to make itself felt, the most worthwhile thing is to watch it come down. Apart from that, enjoy the Leffe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
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Yes, the whole liberal democratic trash heap in one session. With its self-imposed nemesis about to to make itself felt, the most worthwhile thing is to watch it come down. Apart from that, enjoy the Leffe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
Rye Triscuits with caraway seeds topped with dill humus...and a coke.
Thank you Neely!Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
Now I understand.
Tonight, a pot of golden hominy with faux butter, a hunk of French bread and a bottle of Beck's
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My neighbour, a very attractive young blond from Poland, made me a superb strawberry and cream cake and asked me to take care of her cat when she visits her relatives in Poland at the end of the month. Now although I don't normally go for sweet foodstuffs, I do go for sweet women and, despite the obvious weight gain, I have already eaten three slices of the cake. The last time she baked me a cake I finished it in record time and suggested to her fiancee ( yes they still do the decent thing in Poland apparently) that were she to produce another, it would not go amiss with me.
However, the reason for this homily is that the cake has left me with little inclination for cooking and I have, after a suitable interval, settled for some Carlsberg Special Brew and crisps.
Oh dear, and it all started so well too - attractive blondes, strawberry cakes and then, bang, Special Brew. You have to be careful drinking that stuff that you don't end up like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KcO0Qa7ZTo&feature=fvst
(Please note this video is disgusting and some viewers may be offended)
I've been busy this weekend having gone out for a Mexican/Italian Friday and an Indian yesterday and to a BBQ this afternoon. I've ate too much, drank too much and spent too much, so next week will have to be a lot calmer.
Red Licorice
Proof that little boys shouldn't be allowed to drink strong beer. :biggrin5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
Now this over indulgence in food really ought to be curbed if you don't want to end up like this.
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5...ngreadyfor.jpg
Is her name Corina?Quote:
Originally Posted by Emil Miller
Emil's mind begins to wander after a few of those brews.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv09QKB9FrI
Yes, that was disgusting but it may be a foreshadowing of what is to become of Neely following his medley of international cuisine. Don't count on next week being calm, at least not in your gut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
I suddenly lost my appetite, therefore coffee is all that I am consuming at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Emil Miller
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No not at all, I'm in perfect shape, super fit and still good looking with no sign of flab. Someone described me as like a cross between Brad Pitt and Rafael Nadal yesterday. True, that person was me, but it is more or less accurate nevertheless, ish, in a way.Quote:
Now this over indulgence in food really ought to be curbed if you don't want to end up like this.
No, no been fairly light eating and drinking today, though I am currently thinking about going to get a box of beers from the shop.Quote:
Yes, that was disgusting but it may be a foreshadowing of what is to become of Neely following his medley of international cuisine. Don't count on next week being calm, at least not in your gut.
:drool5: Wow. You have to have some money to get one of those.Quote:
Is her name Corina?
Emil's mind begins to wander after a few of those brews.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv09QKB9FrI
No, her name is Agnieszka, and if I can persuade her to let me take her photo, I will post it on LitNet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Nice one. :cheers2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Emil Miller
Tonight I dined on Quorn vegetarian steak and mushrooms, with a bottle of Chateau Les Graves Lacoste 2009 from my local store. This, in itself, isn't very interesting ( is it ever?) but a notice has gone up in the window of the pub next door, to the effect that they are now offering massages for those suffering from stress. Now, as walking down any main road in London is likely to induce stress in the most docile person, I was wondering whether I should commit myself to the tender administrations of Amanda, who has years of experience, according to the notice, or investigate the matter further.
Cheese sandwich and an apple. Its lunchtime here. :D
A cheese sandwich is the best sandwich in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurrr
:lol: This is amazing. I know that many pubs are suffering but I've never thought about the possibility of them offering massages to improve the situation. Sounds like a good idea to me as stress is all very common these days. Amanda sounds a charming creature indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Emil Miller
I was once in a pub that had a carpet sale, that was strange at the time too.
I have been once again enjoying top quality German lager - it is currently on the top of my drinking lists.
Yes, this particular pub has tried everything from Sky TV to poker nights, karaoke nights and visiting entertainers such as Wee Willie Harris and even a black Elvis, but massaging must be the last throw of the dice. The English pub is dying out with more and more closures each day and because Wetherspoons is opening more of them, the whole pub scene will eventually be left to the Nesbits. I popped in one for a quick pint whilst shopping yesterday and there was a foul mouthed Nesbit talking the usual rubbish so that everyone could hear it. They are the inevitable consequence of liberal democracy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neely
Just now, I'm eating Cheese and Onion crisps and drinking the Carlsberg Special Brew which, as you know, is 'probably the best lager in the world'.