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Do you speak Yiddish?
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Heck yeah! It confuses people when you tell them they have hutzva!
Do you speak Yiddish?
Nope.
Do you speak Hindi?
Nope but I know how to insult people in urdu!
Do you feel like breaking into song, right this minute- and what would you be singing>?
"If I Were a Rich Man" and do a Tevyesque dance as well for a good measure.
What is your star sign?
I don't know, what is a star sign?
Do you believe in astrology?
Maybe.
What excuse can I give to get out of going to dinner?
You're busy playing Forum Games on LitNet...
What do you do when someone is annoying and contentious and it seems like they get away with it?
I put up with it as long as I can and then leave the room, or the situation or relationship or forum or whatever it is.
Would you wear a shirt out in public that says "I'm smiling because I don't know what's going on?"
No...
Do you prefer to write with conventional pencils, mechanical pencils, blue ink, black ink, other colored ink, crayon, marker, charcoal, chalk, blood, or something else?
blue pen, I'm the only one in the office that uses blue.
If you were at a training seminar with coworkers would you try to ditch them if they were boring and go do your own thing?
Probably haha
Where is your favourite place in the world?
Somewhere only I know.
What is you favorite song?
A song only I know :rolleyes:
What is your favorite excuse for not working?
"I'm postin' on LitNet"
What's your excuse?
It's too hot to work.
When's the last time you skipped out on work or school and why?
Hey, that's two questions! ;)
The last time that I called in "sick" under false pretenses was to go on a 30 mile bike ride with a buddy of mine. And, I did it because it was a beautiful summer day, warm and inviting; it was a day that said, "Comedian, it would be downright unfair of work to pull you in a lovely day such as this. I command you to spread righteous virtue upon that bike path with your friend!"
What else could I do? When the forces of nature herself call, you listen.
Has nature ever spoken to you?
Yep...and I better go answer the call of nature before I pee myself...BRB
Whew...I feel better!
What did you do while I was gone?
Oh, yeah.....THAT.
Well....we kind of....um....how do I say this....Had an awesome party without you. Sorry the opportunity of having a Bienvenu-free party was too good to resist.(I joking you're the man, but not in the hippies sense.:lol:)
What did you do while WE were gone? Huh-Huh? Answer the question bub!:D
You left? I must have been asleep...
What will you be doing when I leave in a couple of minutes?:D (and leave my Hill alone!!)
Tagging pictures on Facebook! Rotterdam pictures! I love The Netherlands!
Have you ever been to The Netherlands?
no
have you received good news today?
Some.
What is the last dream you remember having?
Trying to make up with a friend who does not want to be forgiving (especially since she is holding something against me that I did not do which was based on a lie)
What do you think that I should do?
I really can't give advice on friendships like that. You know her better than the rest of us. Besides, I'm WAY too young to give advice like that! (talk to me in 50 yeras! :lol:)
So, what are you going to do?
Me? I'm going to read a comic book tonight.
If I were an English professor at a college and I said that I thoroughly enjoy reading X-Men comics, would you think the less of me?
Nope, I think X-men comic books are classic pieces of literature.
Which issue are you reading?
NO...I'd probably ask you if you were going to start a new class...and to sign me up.
None...:( I'd like to start reading some but I don't have the extra $$ to spend right now...
What is the best source of comic books if you don't want to break the bank?
A friend who has a hefty collection himself/herself?
(I'm reading the trade-paper back of the "Dark Phoenix Saga")
Do you collect anything?
Legos. Wicked awesome Legos.
Do we really have to call a word that sounds like it's spelled an onomatopoeia? It seems like a paradox.
Quack...Buzz...ding dong...boing...zip
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck could chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood :D
Do you have any allergies?
None that I know of...except painful experiences...
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Once. I was in the first grade. I won ;)
Have you ever been in a bar fight?
I've not been in very many bars...but when I was...no fighting...
Have you ever danced for an audience?
Drunkenly with friends :blush:
Do you talk to inanimate objects?
Only on Thursdays:lol:.
Why, is it something normal for you?
Yes, actually. *Aside: "Hi computer. Did you sleep well*"
What was the question that was posed to you during a job interview?
What do you think sets you apart from the rest of the candidates? (as if I can really know that when I don't know the rest of the candidates on a personal level)
What is the weirdest question a person of the opposite sex has ever asked you?
...I'd have to say..."What is the weirdest question a person of the oppostie sex has ever asked you?"
Does my humor ever get annoying? :D
haha. no. Maybe if I lived with you or saw you all the time it would get annoying. But during these brief intervals of litnet, no. :D
Do you think this is my real identity?