The studio nurse, after he broke his arm.
Could Haile Selassie have been any less Selassie?
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The studio nurse, after he broke his arm.
Could Haile Selassie have been any less Selassie?
Not according to the Zion way of thinking.
Do woodchucks know (or could they know) they are used in a playful word scheme?
Do they know? Nobody ever asks them anything else. That's why they've worked so hard to be known as groundhogs, hoping "woodchuck" will be forgotten.
BTW, rumor has it that the originator of that line was gnawed to death, so be careful where and when you use it.
How is it that a loaf of bread always comes down to one slice, even when you start with the remaining slice from the previous loaf?
And besides, I think his brother's name was Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by tonywalt
Because that's the will of Jesus Crust. (:))Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
Did Bluto and Brutus used to take exams for each other?
Actually they used to, then Bluto got in trouble and Brutus denied even knowing him. (This actually happened with a set of twins three doors up from my Uncle Bob on Park Street in Marion, VA. One twin got in serious trouble and the other did everything he could to look different from his brother.)
Does Popeye realize that spinach has little effect on muscle?
Popeye never made it past Kindergarten. (Nice to see you Pen!)
What does Popeye eat when there is a spinach shortage?
Collard greens, Mustard greens, Turnip greens, Dandelion greens, etc.
How did Popeye get those big forearms with such skinny upper arms?
Too much ink from his anchor tattoos.
Why is it the door is always "Pull" only when you have your arms full?
It's a Government Conspiracy, Man!
Why do people think it's amusing to play with automatic opening doors?
Cruelty to automatic doors is just an ugly part of human nature.
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Your hive goes "hum drum"
Did you ever hear a tree bark?
Yes, when it was ready to leave.
What happens when pasta and antipasto collide?
The Entree-prise goes into warp speed. (Ooh--worked for that one...)
Did Bram Stoker?
Well he did write some weird stuff at that. with plenty of female characters...
How was Mark Twain?
Samuel Clemens can answer that, and did.
What happened to people named 'Chuck'! (I'm concerned)