If you were a...

French fries.

If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

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If you were a soda what flavor would you be?

Whatever the hell it is they put in Sprite.

If you where a polyphonetic word, which one would you be?

I would be the simplest one to say while half asleep.

If you were the favorite tool of the favorite blacksmith of King Arthur, what would you be...
...and what would your prized non-warfare creation be?

Ok...my favorite tool would be the bellows that feed the fire, which makes it possible for all of my creations.

Now...second part...

What would be the greatest NON-warfare creation of this blacksmith?

Horseshoes. . .

If you were punctuation mark, which would you be?

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If you were that horseshoe, what would the horse's name be that you were shod on...and what would be his main purpose?

Pedigree, and he'd have a bright future in the dog food business.

If you were a dinosaur, how did you and your friends REALLY die off?

We aren't dead...we're just hiding...

If you were a large rot iron gate around a grand estate, who would you be keeping out?

I'd be keeping the inhabitants in (segregation of the rich, you don't want snobbery to spread to the general public).

If you were the peel of some fruit (sans the fruit) where would you be?

Kiwi

If you were an object sitting on the pinnacle of a mountain overlooking a region, what would you be...and what would you be overseeing?

A lighthouse looking over all the ships in a harbor...

If you were an elf at the north pole, what assembly line would you prefer to work on?

Making trains... Have always loved toy trains.

If you were a movie star, which one would you be?

Bruce Willis (looks good even with no hair)

If you were a train car, which one would you be?

Oh, the first, I get to run the roost.

If you were a ship, what would your name be?

The SS Sputnik

If you were an explorer, what era would you like to explore?

How about 2025? Explorers go into the unseen and known world, right?

If you were a blade of grass, what would you say to the encroaching mower?

If your blade can see my blade, then you're too close. Back off!!

If you were a mannequin, what would you say to the window shoppers?

STOP STARING!!!

If you were Santa Claus, would I be on your nice or naughty list?

probably naughty

If you were a Christmas gift, what would you be?

A book called 'Just Like That!'

If you were a coin, which one would you be?

the US $2 coin

If you were an elevator, would you stop on the 13th floor?

Of course... Don't believe in bad luck.

If you were a spider, which typ would you be?

A bird eating spider (see maryd's profile)

If you were maryd would you have a pet spider?

Um, um, I am maryd... So no, I wouldn't... But I have... Um this answer defeats the question. I'm so confused. Thanks Bien, you just managed to confuse me. Yet again.:confused:

If you were me, would you keep a pet bird eating spider because you son wanted one?

Yes...(but if I were you...that would make me female, thus my usual logical self would not be, so I do not know what I would do)

If you were a toy on the island of the misfit toys, what would you be?

A Betty Boop doll, made with barbie's lower body and Betty's upper body, a face made out of clay, but in the formation of Grumpy from the seven dwarfs.

If you were a submarine, where would your first destination be?

ohh I'd like to be on the bottom of the Atlantic where the Titanic is found. Yeah, I'm THAT transparent.

If you were Mona Lisa, what would you say to Leonardo?

That's it!!!

If you were Leonardo, what would you say to Mona Lisa?

hold that million dollar smile baby

If you were Leonardo's wife, what would you say to Mona?

Hands off smiley.

If you were a Rose, which one and/or colour would you be?

tea rose, blush, with a laced red edge

if you were a holiday card, what would you say inside?

Merry Christmas! Here's your diamond...just apply heat and pressure...

If you were a child on Santa's naughty list, what did you do to get there?

I stole the 'cookie from the cookie jar'

If you were Santa Claus, would you give that naughty child a gift?

why not

If you were that naughty child, would you be nice for the next Christmas?

hmmm....I'm not sure, let me ask her (Haunted?)

If you were a sunken ship, what would the captain's name have been that went down with you?

Captain Jethro :p

If you were a basketball, would you stay forever in that orange color?

No, I would chose red.

If you were dog, what would you bark at?

the wrong tree

If you were a fire hydrant, would you be pissed at the dogs?

Yes. Very much so.

If you were a horse, who would ride you?