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The Bantu use a word similar to 'night' or 'darkness' which means 'evil' or underhand deeds. Most people fear the dark. That's why they want street lights
We can compare anything to anything.
Why are oranges orange and limes green butapples are rosey?
So that Barney the Dinosaur would have something decent to sing about.
Why do fashion swings keep repeating?
Oh, I dunno. Kong still got same whitewall in cage! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Kong.gif
Ya like jokes? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...s/TreeFrog.gif
Sure! Too bad I keep forgetting the ones I'm told. I'm a walking joke myself :) (disregard the emo statement if you did not find it funny :p)
When all is lost, what do you cling to?
Your ankles and kiss your anus goodbye!
When all is gained what do you do?
pitch it over the bridge
why doesn't cher act in the movies anymore?
she does. Everyime they need someone to impersonate Michael Jackson!
Will the terminator be back?
When Micheal Jackson stops getting charges.
Who else will come back with the Terminator?
He wants to. Some years ago, however, Chuck Norris stated that he abhors Arnold's acting, having immediately sentenced him to political life. Arnold and Hollywood are still waiting for written permission from Chuck.
Does the woman in Gone with the Wind really not give a damn?
Again, late. *sigh*
He'll come back with Sylvester and they'll gorge on some steroids while punching the lights out of their foes.
I mantain my question: does the woman in Gone with the Wind really not give a damn?
Yes, Kandarouv, she is quite ambivalent, indifferent, apathetic, diffident, disinterested and nonchalant.
I mantain the next question: Did the person who liked being thanked, get thanked again after he was thanked the last hundred times and give thanks after recieving it only to give more thanks?
we just can't get thanked enough...thank you
why do we give and expect something in return?
because we get 700 of it back (damn, that's nice)
why did Michael Jackson "whiten" himself?
Well, he didn't do it on purpose, that is what happened when he ate his own bad cooking.
Why do people spin on the floor with their heads and call it dancing?
The maids started calling it dancing, so as to stimulate young people to do that and save them the trouble of scrubbing the floor.
How could Kurt ever like someone like Courtney? Had he a fetish for names similar to his?
Love is blind, so they say.
How is it possible that both birds and Courtney are both said to sing?
:lol: good one. I guess that there's no real answer. Maybe there is a God with a wicked sense of humour.
Who is the greatest idiot of your country?
cannot answer the above question since discussion of politics (and any/all members of the current administration) is strictly forbidden on LitNet
Who is your country's greatest all time hero?
(Well, you could have mentioned Paris Hilton, that is the kind of answer I was expecting :D)
I'd say Aristides de Sousa Mendes. It's quite natural that you don't know him, I didn't know him myself two months ago.
How on earth were the egypcian pyramids built?
Isn't than an irony...? You can't answer "Who is the greatest idiot of your country?", but you ask "Who is your country's greatest all time hero?"..? Both questions could be answered politically.. but then again they both don't need political answers so I will reply to both.
Who is the greatest idiot of your country?: This ghetto crack-dealer I know called Tupeda, who deals around the opposite block of my house.
Who is your country's greatest hero of all time? Uncle Sam in a purple hat.
What is your dog's name backwards?
*edit* sheesh, these darn kids posting ahead of me! :p
Dog's name is Nollid. (backwards)
Pyramids: Well, we know Paris Hilton didn't build them. Must have been aliens! :alien:
Why is toast so darn good?
because it isn't
why are fruits succulent?
Because they aren't :p
If you had to deliver an acceptance speech (the award is whatever you like), who would you mention in it?
my dog..i'm still thinking abt earlier posts...
what does rain fall?
if you mean *why,* then probably because it tripped on the banana peels up there in the sky.
Why are fortune cookies eerily true some times? :eek:
Because cookies know everything
Why do dogs bark?
To notify the humans of the ghosts that are plainly visible to the canine species...
Why does the name Paris Hilton show up so much these days?
She had her rhinestones and teeth simonized! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../GirlinCar.gif
Does anyone really give a rat's derriere about Paris Hilton? And I apologize to the rats! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Sorry.gif
Yes, people shower her with rat derrieres all the time!
Why is sugar sweet?
*hysterical laughter* :lol: :lol: ...that was really, really funny..
because limes are sour
why did britney shave her head and let everybody watch?
She was married to a guy like Kevin Federline - she is now allowed to do whatever the hell she wants, since she has been found irrevocably insane.
Why are Monty Python so damn funny?
because most people don't like spam...:lol:
is it a crime to get even?
no coz steven will be even
why people love to gossip?
Because if they don't their brains will start working
Why can't people fly?
As if bird poop wasn't enough.
Who picks the movies that are shown in an airplane?
Frank Ford Decapola (sp?)
Why are black people always shoved into sports?
is that question answerable?
Here, I will be equally discriminatory, and will therefore not be discriminatory ;)
In hopes that they get injured
Because they ran out of Mexicans to injure
Because white people cant play sports
Why is there such a thing as politically incorrect?
i resemble that remark...:lol:
we need more controversy in the news
what makes time move forward?
the batteries in your clock
why is physics so complicated?