The PAM never wears shoes, preferring to wrap her feet in duct tape instead.
Heh, I just wanted to put a wee dig in. The Marty Feldman quote is my "real" new signature... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
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The PAM never wears shoes, preferring to wrap her feet in duct tape instead.
Heh, I just wanted to put a wee dig in. The Marty Feldman quote is my "real" new signature... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
The PAM needs to wear kneepads for protection when she walks.
ooohhhhhhh the PAM is on thin ice!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
In order to avoid personal injury, the PAM needs a friend to remind her not to chew gum while she walks, as she has not the cognitive skills to adequately perform both at the same time. :D
The PAM shouts abusive remarks at pigeons in the park.
The PAM gets shouted at in the park.
The PAM wears Spiderman pajamas with footies to bed.
The PAM cruelly mocks turnipers behind their, um stems. (backs?)
The PAM forgot to dress her avatar before letting her out in public.
The PAM's backside has developed callouses from horseback riding.
The PAM's has not a tooth in his snout! Ever try to gum a bone to get at the marrow? And leader of the pack, with no teeth? It ain't happening! Custom made fangs, we understand, are on backorder. :lol:
The PAM eats banana and mayo sandwiches
The PAM is often refered to as 'the one who wears lederhosen and a bavarian hat in the swimmingpool.'
I thought the lederhosen wearing was the thing the PAM did, along with the beanie propeller style hats the PAM is so fond of.
*edit*
Heehee, I knew I had a propeller beanie smiley somewhere...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ys/prop2bf.gif
For the PAM: Our dear dead undying really should comb the leaves and mold out of her raven locks, they detract from her ethereal beauty. ;)
Oy, PAM!! 'at's not a proper insult, tha' is.
The PAM scribbles short stories with his toes holding a crayon.
The PAM eats paste.
Yet the PAPAM still likes them.
PAM is flammable. 'Nuff said.
The PAM wears his shoes on his ears...why I don't really know. Silly PAM!
The PAM sits on sea turtles for a bit of high speed recklessness.
PAM has enough back hair to tie a pair of sea turtles to his feet.
the PAM delights in wearing a red rubber clown nose...all the time.
The PAM has this morbid taste for things best left undescribed, you know how the dead undying dine...
The PAM is all blue. Hey, Pen, I love this avatar.
The PAM throws out the popcorn and only eats the unpopped kernels.
The PAM's favorite house pet is Corky, the cockroach.
The PAM keeps his massive dead fly collection organized into "coffins" (those little match boxes) as well as being numbered and dated.
The PAM is only an insomniac because her coffin leaks after all these years...
The PAM wanders around graveyards kicking tombstones in much the same manner as a man shopping for cars will kick tires. Looking for the one that seems just right for his next adventure into the hereafter. ;) :brow: ;)
The PAM burns all that she attempts to cook.
As I've mentioned, the PAM simply burns.
The PAM is the infamous "hook for a hand guy" of urban legend :eek: :eek:
the PAM waves hello...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/hook.jpg
The PAM wanders through supermarkets looking for tires.
The PAM walks on his hands to save shoe leather. ;)
The PAM has a favorite dance...the Macarena.
"Hey Macarena, ai! "
The PAM picks her nose and wipes any acquired material on the bottom of her car seat.
The PAM steals condiment packages from fast food restaurants.
Thats so true :lol: . Hey I'm a poor college bum.Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
The PAM mixes ketchup obtained from fast food restaurants in water and drinks the concoction as a delicacy.
The PAM chews on woodshavings in lieu of gum. MMmm, piney fresh!
That's no excuse! :p ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
The PAM rubs pine scented car deodorants on her body in a feeble attempt to counterbalance the awful stench which emnates from her at every moment.