If I were a ______, what would you be?

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If I were an emoticon, what would you be?

A message! (Wow to your answer!)

If I were a pair of shorts in the middle of winter,what would you be?

Happily shivering.

If I were a old coat, what would you be?

The moths eating away at it

If I were a poem, what would you be?

a romantic poet

If I were a bad poet, what would you be?

Earplugs.

If I were a sunflower, what would you be?

The sun.

If I were a hot summer day, what would you be?

Ice-cold milkshake.

If I were a snowflake, what would you be?

The soil where it falls.

If I were a snowman, what would you be?

The hat that brings it to life

If I were a baby, what would you be?

The cutest dimpled smile.

If I were a cup of strong coffee, what would you be?

The milk and sugar to reduce the strength.

If I were a mystery, what would you be?

Intrigued.

If I were an identity crisis, what would you be?

A passport. :P

If I were a picture postcard, what would you be?

It's location

If I were a painting, what would you be?