Aaargh, I beg your pardons - this heat burnt my brains!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
:mad5:
Thanks!
... yawning, in order to fix the problems which started to occupy the minds of the greatest
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Aaargh, I beg your pardons - this heat burnt my brains!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
:mad5:
Thanks!
... yawning, in order to fix the problems which started to occupy the minds of the greatest
zoologists the world had ever seen.
Asking himself, 'why on earth was there an elephant in his mother-in law's lounge room?'
Because, every time he looked around himself, he saw his reflection in mirrors, ceilings, floors, even on the tapestries hanging on the walls, picturing horses, dogs and people hunting foxes and having fun while doing it; he realized that eventually he would have to quit the habit of...
coming home and gawping mindlessly around the
dark, round table, which reminded him of the times when he could come home, sit in his armchair, light his pipe and feel the tobacco's strong aroma filling his nostrils and making his brains softly numb, distorting the images of the day into
ethereal images, that intertwined, ebbing and flowing like...
feathers through the air, gently and slowly falling on the carpet, covering it like smooth, silky blanket and tickling his feet until he
grew tired of the sensation and
hearing the sounds from the basement, went down to check if anyone was there, holding the knife in one hand and a hat in the other, nervously pulling the
irritating strands of hair from his eyes. Suddenly, in the corner,..
just when he was about to attack, he spotted a giant, hairy spider, winking with eyelashes and asking him in a sweet, sweet tone of voice: "Honey, is this the way to Disneyland? Would you care joining me for a ride"?, and moving the hips so sternly that the only thing he could do was to
Kick it away, screaming, "is it on me, is it on me?" Unfortunately, all this noise and action
Led the army to believe there was a battle on and so they sent in their troops... But who knew they would...
much illprepared for duty. They were without proper training and the laundry seargent had washed all their underthings in.....