fox grins, and pulls out a huge, plasma powered, automatic firing assault rifle!
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fox grins, and pulls out a huge, plasma powered, automatic firing assault rifle!
BUUURN! yells Axel as he toasted Venom and Deadpool with the flames of hell.
Ha!
I also have a bunny monster from Holy Grail on my side and I am not afraid of using it to
Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
with his teeth ready for you all!
Beware the bunny
What!?!?! I thought we were allies! But no matter.
Eddie, now back as Venom, fire off a symbiote rope to pull himself and Deadpool out of the fire. Deadpool then chucks the Holy Hand grenade at the white rabbit.
No weapon for you Axel the Traitor! Vengeance is Venom's as he breaks Axel's chakram and calls his robes girly.
since it is Axel's custom to answer insults with fire, he sets Venom alight with a bottle of wiskey...oops with a bottle of beer or gasoline!
But, since you conditioned Venom to be immune to fire earlier, it does little more than cheese him off.
Run fast Axel, you are about to be used as lunch meat!
wait, but if you were immune to fire earlier, why did you call me a traitor?
Axel decides to retribute by way of his restraunt and sheathes a carving knife inside venom's head
One: You are a traitor for chucking me in the fires of Hell. People get a tad grumpy when that happens.
And Two: The knife is blocked by Deadpool with his swords. I betcha you wish you had you weapon now!
Axel picks up a rack of knives from the counter and starts chucking them at Venom. "this counts as weapons" says Axel
Venom has spider senses from Spiderman so he jumps into action by redirecting the knives with his webs.
Deadpool, feeling left out for being disengaged so fast, goes off to sulk in a corner.
Desperate times and desperate measure!
Throw apples and onions and leftover cabbages to the sulking Deadpool!
Spoons and chop sticks and tooth picks flying in all directions, aimed mostly at Venom!
Venom never gets tired of tomfoolery, so he throws them right back.
Deadpool joins this deadly food fight.
Axel burns Deadpool who has not yet been conditioned to resist fire, Deadpool runs to the nearest river to put the fire. Unfortunately the river is 10 miles away.
Deadpool is not a symbiote and has instant healing. He simply teleports there and back.
He comes bringing more things to throw.