Pants game

Alexander: A thousand pants we'll launch from here, Hephaistion!

From "Alexander", instead of "ships"

"Oh no, the pants. What would I do? What would I do? Please don't tell your mom call the pants! Please!" - Rescuers Down Under

"I've got a jar of pants! I've got a jar of pants! And guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.

Henry: "I want the pants, and you will get it for me!!!"

From "The Tudors", instead of "divorce"

The Pants goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Pants has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger Pants
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.

LOTR. I really think Gondor's been shedding its pants a bit too much, if Bilbo can pick them up over in the Shire. :lol:

Mark Anthony to Cicero: "I will cut off these soft, pink pants, and nail them on the door of the Senate!".


From "Rome" instead of "hands".

The pants-berries taste like pants-berries!
-- From Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory....(and the very funny cop comedy I can't think of right now)

Achilles: "There is no pact between lions and pants"

From "Troy" instead of "men".

"The question you are asking your self is, did he rip one or both legs off those pants? Well, to tell you the truth in all the confusion, I kinda lost track myself. So you gotta ask yourself the question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, Punk?" Clint Eastwood-- Dirty Harry

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"Give me a mess of pants, long, beautiful pants, shining, glimming, stereaming, flaxen, waxen"

From "Hair" Musical, instead of "hair"

Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong pants.
Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong pants. I got the *right* pants. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right pants, I accepted them on good faith as the right pants. Was I wrong?
-from Brazil by Terry Gilliam.

Do you feel PANTS, punk?

Do you feel lucky, PANTS?

Achilles: "You gave him the honor of your pants!"

From "Troy" instead of "sword"

They say people don't believe in pants anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their pants!

Mad Max, pants interchanged with heroes.

"I got pants, brother!"

From "Hair", instead of "life".