The person above me......

the person above me can listen to pitifully trivial whining and still feel pity... the mark of a good listener...

The person above celebrates his 'fool' status.

The person above celebrates her 'smart' status, though not implied in her name.

The person above me likes his morning beverage to taste like velvet.

Mmmm, Velvet Hammer (Coffee People).
The person above me is my muse.

The pearson above me talks about ineficient construction tools! :D

The person above me, knows not, then, of my addiction to Coffee People's drinks (he-he).

*edit*
Too late! :D

The person above types faster than I do! :D

I imagine...all of the people above me type faster than I. :D

The person above us used to hIjAcK topics.
We think that it is quite a low perspevtive.
He could have done this:
hIjACkEd ThIs FoRuM

But he can't as We have already done it, can he? :confused:

The person above me has tried and failed at a hIjACkiNg this thread.

the person above me is having one of those "sigh" days just like me

the person above me wish they could HiJack the thread as good as I. :D

The person above me messed up their own way to hIjACk a thread.

The person above once asked me to form a group ;)

How are you doing Bong?