That was too funny!!!:thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
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That was too funny!!!:thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Miss Monica Lewinsky
got down on her knee
Asking about what would follow:
"Mr. President, should I spit or swallow?"
:blush: Oh Shannon. :lol: I think you surpassed me.Quote:
Originally Posted by _Shannon_
LOL! Somehow I don't think that'd win in a magazine....
Great - and then there's this joke:Quote:
Originally Posted by _Shannon_
President Clinton was about to play a round of golf with some friends. As they got ready to tee off, he removed his jacket. Stuck to his upper left arm, was a pair of silk panties. Nobody in the group had enough nerve to ask about it, so they played the entire eighteen holes as usual. The panties remained stuck to Clinton’s arm.
When the game was completed, and they were having a drink at the club, one of the group got up enough courage to ask:
"Mr. President, what's the story on those panties you have stuck to your arm?"
"It's a patch,” Clinton answered. “I'm trying to quit."
Rofl!!
Depends on the magazine. Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, etc. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by _Shannon_
Well- I only read Playboy for the articles...
Just a quick reminder that the deadline for submitting
a clerihew for the current form poem contest is
July 9
July 9 -- less than one week from today -- is the deadline for entries in the "Clerihew" contest.
Here's my entry:
Miss Amy Winehouse
lives with Bert, a fine louse.
In her backcombed nest of hair
is his lair.
Last Chance to post an entry in the Clerihew contest!
Barring a crash from my PC -- or yours truly -- the winner will be announced on National Clerihew Day -- Thursday,
July 10, 2008.
So get those Clerihews posted!
Bravo! for Edmund Hillary,
conquered the Big Chill for he,
unlike those forsaking want for need,
achieved his lifelong quest indeed.
Strike a pose Madonna
Some people call you bwana
Near fifty you're still surgin'
Just not quite like a virgin.