Because the president got caught in the cabinet so often they made a habbit of having meetings of the cabinet there.
Why do some places not allow open-toe shoes?
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Because the president got caught in the cabinet so often they made a habbit of having meetings of the cabinet there.
Why do some places not allow open-toe shoes?
Because they don't want to see the green mold between the toes.
Why do ducks like water?
To hide the fact that they just went do do.
Why do I like the song "skin-a-ma-rink"
Because ducks have developed an Arthurian religion where they worship the Lady in the Lake.
Because it is the only one you know the lyrics too
Why?
Because they're afraid of heights, so they don't live in trees like other birds.
Why do libraries contain books?
Just in case the librarian needs kindling.
Why can a verb sometimes act like an adverb?
Because it runs low on money and needs sponsorship.
Why do people wear striped stockings?
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
To blend in with zebras
Why does life have to be like a box of chocolates?
Because that way it'd taste good!
Why is there never enough time?! :P
Because a clock has only 12 points.
Why does the sun feel warm?
Hot toddies.
Why is moonlight so lovely, but cold?
Because of some ice mages that have cast huge spells over it, giving it +60 for Freezing Aura with no blocks allowed.
Why do colleges make you do exams?
They don't make you-- you don't have to pass, ya know! :rolleyes:
Why does everybody think they know exactly what the answer to everthing is?
Because we want to.
What is Beauty?
Beauty is beautiful
Why are televisions no longer black and white