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Now where has that little pretty light gone??
I wander back and stand at the bottom of the hill. Suddenly all my thing fans come running to me with a plan to get my hill back. (Plan: Get a manly whim to sweep the woman Whim off her feet.) They elope.
I sing the wedding march as I claim my HILLLLL
(Whim: See you tommorow. Bye. Sleep well!)
NOOOOOOOOOO! Don't Leave!!!!!!!!!! I divorce my husband & get my dark faries to carry you away to sleeping beauty's tower so you can, well, sleep!
My Hill!!!!!!
Whoever left the hill unatanded... oh, I see!
Whimsy has the hill.
Being absolutely torn by thingamajig's departure, Whinsy is taken to a counselor... ;)
My hill!
Jay has the hill, ha! Think again. :D
I unleash all the fury of a horde of elephants upon her hill top, and the horde manages to scare her of the hill. I did not even have to take out my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM). Too easy :p
My hill, now with wonderful elephant resort. :)
Aimus has the hill.
I wonder who's going to clean after Aimus's elephants... ;)
When Aimus is busy cleaning, somebody locked him in the tool shed and claimed the hill
MINE!
Jay has the hill
Luckily for me, the tools are all by Martian Knives INC (TM), I pick the elephant poo cleaner from the rack, and push it out of the little window, press reverse, and shower Jay in very nasty smelling Elephant poo! The stench is too much and she passes out. I reset the cleaner to standard, and suck up all elephant poo. Since Jay is covered with it, she is sucked up as well, and is now inside the elephant poo cleaner by Martian Knives INC! (TM), imagine the smell.
Anyway, I have the hill! My hill, my precious hill! :p
Aimus has the hill.
As the elephant poo starts decaying, the bag grows larger and larger and larger and... you get the point ;) and in time, it explodes and there's elephant poo everywhere, which sends Aimus into a cleaning frenzy. He gets so caught up in cleaning he doesn't notice me sitting in his chair, lying in his bed, eating his dinner, walking all around 'his' place, not bothering to wash myself just yet... vengeace is sweet (even though rather smelly :p)
My hill!
Jay the filthy has the hill!
As I start to notice all the poo around me, I decide it's time for more drastic measures, I revert back into a more barbaric form of me, Paint on some war paint, carve a spear with the now well known Miniature Giant Pocket Knife and throw it at Jay! The spear hits her in the leg, and she looses her balance, falling over the edge and down the hill. :p
My Hill, now with cave paintings! :D
Aimus the Barbarian has the hill.
Tending to my wounded leg, I manage to stop the bleeding (at least until I can get back up and bleed all over the place just to annoy Aimus!). One good thing: I now have Aimus's MGPM (TM)! After crawling all the way up the side of the hill, I leave a bloody trail wherever I hobble (ie trying hard to hobble pretty much everywhere). Aimus gets so angry he explodes from anger and finishes decorating the hill in messy goriness... say hello to the horn-less poor thing down there!
My hill!
Jay the bloody has the hill.
Although the place is now a bloody mess, I take solace in the cave paintings, I'm quite proud of them, although technically they are hill paintings. Anyway, the now newly horned guy( They are fake :)) was giving a presenentation on revenge, and I found it quite refreshing he mentioned me! But all this is beside the point, as I am dead, and need to find the exit. That guy likes to rearrange the place constantly, on my way out, I come across a nice torture device, which I take with me, you never know when it'll come in handy. Upon exiting near the hill, I smash the torture device to pieces, and take one of the many sharp pins that were inside with me to the top of the hill. I find Jay, still bleeding, and proceed to stab her with my pin, causing the last of her blood to exit her body. The place looks clean enough for the barbaric me, and I continue my cave paintings! :D
My Hill, gory and all! :p
Aimus has the hill.
My ghost haunts Aimus for numerous nights and days and drives him totaly over the edge, both figuratively and literaly speaking :p
My hill! :p
Jay the Ghost has the hill.
As I really want to finish the cave painting, I manage to use something called a cell phone to call a ghost buster. The ghostbuster comes to the hill, and I use my spear to stab him. I take his gear, and take out Jay myself, sending her back down that long stairwell, to a place all to familiar for her. :p
My hill, and the paintings are complete :D
Aimus the Artistic Barbarian has the hill.
Now that my ghost found its peace, I'm free to reincarnate... which I do btw, real quickly :p
With all that mess around, it's a paradise for insect of all kinds. Worst of all being the blood-thirsty mosquito(e?)s, who cover Aimus from head to toe and bite him mercilessly. He tries to save himself by voluntarily jumping off the hill to end his suffering...
My hill! :cool:
Jay the reincarnated has the hill
Having to appear in the same hot, damp and dull place again and again is starting to bore me, and I give the guy with the fake horns some redecorating tips, and promise to send over a construction crew to help out. Back to business, I am now back out in the world, call up a construction crew to be at the hill, and also call the exterminators to be there. I then proceed to the hill myself, to find that the exterminators have exterminated all the nasty vermin, including Jay. :p
The construction workers unfortunately met an untimely demise at the hand of the nasty insects.
My Hill, insect free, and also (somewhat) mess free. :D
Aimus the (somewhat) mess free has the hill.
After chatting with the boss in the vermin heaven, I ask the boss to send me down again as my mission to rid the world of Aimus the Oppressor has not finished yet. So I am sent back on my hole-y mission :p to rid the world or Aimus. Having been presented with a trident, I blast Aimus off MY hill.
I have reclaimed the hill!