Pam

the pam i an i dont no type of person.

The PAM mixed up her custom user title with Shalot's.

The PAM wears shoes on her hands.

the pam wears hands on her shoes because she hasn't yet mastered the art of accessorizing. honestly PAM, just go to Claire's and get some earrings.

The PAM used a fork to pierce her ears in order to put on her new earrings.

The PAM uses a fork to comb her hair and a butter knife to cut her nails.

the pam has extremely dirty clothes since she's always digging.

the PAM has dirty clothes because she's always digging for gold in the backyard.

PAM, if it is true that you live to make me smile, then why am I currently not smiling?

The PAM never smiles, who would like to see her teeth?

pam has metal thorns for teeth...

Pam's wooden dentures won't fit and she has no other teeth!

And PAM shall go ahead to split logs with her teeth.

Once, accidentaly, the PAM swallowed some pieces of wood and she actually loved them...Now, she thinks they are bars of chocolate...

the PAM tried to use grass as an alternate fuel for her car...it didn't work.