Color blind discoverers.
Why is the sky blue?
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Color blind discoverers.
Why is the sky blue?
Because there's no oxygen up there.
Do pythons hug each other when they need a little encouragement?
Yes, very tightly
Are male lions lazy because the lioness does the hunting?
Naw, it's good to be king.
Would zombies make good astronauts?
lol, yes.
is the whole moon made of cheese thing solved?
They would though, right? Because they wouldn't need oxygen, plus you'd get rid of the zombie.
Yes, it's Bree. Now we're trying to figure out why Jupiter's moons are made of pate. Somebody seems to be having a huge party and not inviting us.
Does a teddy bear sh*t in the woods?
No. Kids bed, or that is his story anyway.
What would they have named after FDR, Frankie Falcons?
Um, global warming?
If everyone else bungee jumped off a bridge, would you bungee jump off a bridge, too?
At 348 pounds, nope. When I was a teen and weighed 120 sopping wet, oh, yeah!
Would you ride a bike no hands at 70mph?
If the bike had no hands, I wouldn't ride it at any speed.
What's the difference between an orange?
It's color.
If Jeannie would give Major Nelson anything he wanted, how come she wouldn't show him her belly button?
Show censorship. Apparently cleavage was OK
Why doesn't the rest of the group vote Gilligan off the Island?
Ginger gets violent if four males aren't available at any given time.
Do cavities enjoy being drilled?
If you can call it enjoyment.
Why can some people pick up radio on their fillings?
It isn't hard. The real question is how to get the tooth marks off the radio.
If a shark bites you because it thinks you're a seal, doesn't the shark sort of deserve the seal it ordered?