Nice try! :)
If Rome fell, and no one was there to hear it, would it have made any noise?
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Nice try! :)
If Rome fell, and no one was there to hear it, would it have made any noise?
Perhaps the insects would hear it, never been anyplace where there weren't aggravating bugs!
If you take boat A apart and start to build boat B, when there are no more parts to transfer is boat A now boat B?
Yes, this happens to bars and restaurants that are re-opened and re-named but, weirdly, more or less the same place with the same people.
Where have the Muppets gone?
Fawzi came out.
Gonzo's doing dinner theater.
Beaker lost everything for saying "the n-word."
Statler and Waldorf founded an anti-Islamic political party.
Miss Piggy's at Betty Ford.
Kermit is aging with dignity.
Was eating Captain Crunch worth the sores it made on the roof of your mouth?
He was.
Did I just hear that in the very near future - anyone without a Smart Watch will be out of the loop? (I did, I fear this new next bull****)
You did. But new bullsh*t gets old fast.
Do those on gallows worry about being out of the loop?
Probably not. In the loop is their problem for a short drop...
Did cavemen stockpile clubs with one big one they hoped they would never have to use?
No, their breath alone was a credible deterrent.
Did Stone Age humans feel really embarrassed when they finally thought up metal?
It kinda slapped some of them silly
Did pressing clothing start the Iron Age?
Yes, and policing began in the Copper Age.
If Homo erectus were alive today, he get sick of having everyone call him that?
Embarrassed, more likely. School kids can be vicious about a name like that!
If we all came from the same source, be it created by God or chance evolution, why are we so darn different?
God gets bored of the same old shows.
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
There. Did you hear it?
If we could go faster than light, would we arrive instantly?
If we could go faster than light we'd be in the dark.
Have you seen Olivia Newton, John?
Hanging out with her brother, Fig.
Why is white zinfandel pink? Or, alternatively, why is pink zinfandel not "pink zinfandel"?