realization that there aren't many others like them out there...
"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers..."
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realization that there aren't many others like them out there...
"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers..."
but I'd much rather smash watermelons with my head."
She ran recklessly into...
The fire to save her laptop.
But when she returned her....
dress was on fire...
They were running through the field of poppies....
then the opium growers came out with automatic weapons.
This is the last time...
I sniff poppies.
The way to a mans heart is through his...
garage...
Last night a shot an elephant in my pajamas...
Whilst eating icecream.
Today is the first day of the rest of...
the week
My diaper is full of...
chocolate peanuts... Hahaha.
The end of the day is filled with...
a bunch of crap...
If I saw an elephant fly, I'd....
put on a pair of wings and join him.'
Is it true that pigs can...
wallow in the own poop. (yes)
The day that hell freezes over is the day that...
(ewww)
I will believe.
It's time that we all just...
love each other and be nice.
If I pick my nose one more time I will pull out a....