Would You??

No...I'm too frugal

Would you bet money against a long shot?

most likely not

would you bet on me winning the Picture Poetry Contest? :rolleyes:

Unless I enter a better poem (but otherwise most definitely)

Would you like to see me enter?

definitely

would you help your friends with bookkeeping for free?

Yes I have but not very much.

Would you do that if there was a lot of work to be caught up on?

Yes, a friend in need...is a friend indeed

Would you help me eat some ice cream?

Very unlikely.

Would you answer everything with probabilities for a week?

Probably.

Would you like to ride a motorcycle around the Nurburgring?

No I can't motorcycling...

Would you swim across the river Danube?

Regrettably, I can't swim - long story, so no.

Would you like to own a vineyard?

No, sadly it's not a good business in Hungary, plus too much work...

Would you pay 100USD for a bottle of ice-wine?

No, thanks. Far too expensive!

Would you prefer to live in the town, the city or the countryside?

ofcourse Countryside:)

Same ques .

A stone cottage, slate roof, original interior beams showing, on the side of a Welsh mountain overlooking the sea. Either that or Point Lynas lighthouse, on Anglesey, which would be my number 1 choice were it not £1.2 million

Would you prefer to be remembered as a great writer, a great painter or a great philanthropist?

A great philanthropist.

Would you consider yourself a philanthropist at all?

Yes, in my own way.

Would you study anthropology?

Sure, it's an interesting science :nod:

Would you study something just because you love it, even though it won't assure you a juicy income as a profession?

Of course and I constantly do just to stave off brain decay. (Don't pal I've said it myself before you!)

Would you eat centipedes if there was only that or earthworms?

No.I'd wriggle out of it.

Would you publish something that you knew was below par, just to make money, if you were down to your last dollar?

Well one has to live. But I am quite the perfectionist when it comes to publishing my work (Which incidently hasn't happened yet). No, I would probably perfect it.

Would you share a large amount of money you won, with a friend because that friend helped pay for the ticket/or game you won it in at the time.

Of course! I would hope they'd do the same...

Would you accept a large prize anonymously or tell the whole world that you had won?

Anonymously - I like the lime-light, but on my terms, which sounds horribly pretentious, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

Do think they should bring back bus conductors?

Yeah, sure

If you had to pick, would you rather not be able to love or not be able to be loved for the rest of your life?

The second although it probably means I'd be even worse than I already am. After all Herr Hitler had Eva Braun.

How long before the English press move from "Capello" to "The Italian" like they did with "The Swede"

wait..what's the question? *confused*

And let's remember that, as suggested by game title, they have to be questions of the "would you" type.

Would you ever sleep in walk through a pit of poisonous snakes?

Of course - mind over matter. Us fakirs can manage that?

Would you believe something because it was told you by a) an expert b) your leader c) a pope d)a professor?

An expert - probably
My leader - probably
The Pope - definitely not.
Professor - only it it were within his educational remit. A Professor of Mathematics probably wouldn't be too hot on Geology/

Would you ever respond to an advert of television?

Not The Pope. A pope!
There,s a lot of self-proclaimed experts Daffyd
Take me to your leader said lemming 1 to lemming 2.

Respond as in a) "write in" or respond as in look at the Guinness ads or Irn Bru ads and say b) "That 's clever"

Definitely b) even if only on a subconscious level

Can you introduce me to your leader? (Hope it's not Kim el Dingbat Daffyd)

Sorry, I think my head just exploded!! I still wouldn't listen to a pope, thanks.

My Leader? I could be really kitsch here and say that my leader is my conscience, but you'd never go for it!

Would you explain who Kim el Dingbat is? Sounds horribly ....well......foreign!

The Great Leader Daffyd. The glorious nuclear-armed one. EVERYONE has heard of him! Oops I think I may have anagrammatised him. Bet I wouldn't get away with that in the prison camp called North Korea.

If you had (had to have) the choice would you eat black pudding or white pudding?

Because of biblical injunction at Acts 15:20 and 15:28, Black pudding is out of the question, even were it not uuurrggghhh, and I don't know what white pudding is.

Would you rather wait half an hour for a bus, or walk a mile on a hot day?

I'll go with walking. [with visions of white wine in my head] :nod:

Would you wear a velvet jacket on a warm day, just to be fashionable?

No, could care less for fashion... Sorry women, I'm just not into it.

Would you go swimming on a cold day, because your friends were going?

Of course I would in a swimming pool - swimming is my favorite sport!

Would you eat a snake just because your friends were eating it?

No, I'm not a copycat. I never needed to please anyone or to belong to any group, so I only act based on my free will... I could eat a snake though, just out of my own curiosity, to see if it's true that they taste as chicken :p :D

Would you go diving in shark-infested waters?

No, life's too short for them kinda risks! :eek:

Would you be the one to offer a Toast To A Bride, or would you shy away and ask that someone else do it?

Depends if I knew the bride and how well...

Would you get a job walking steel beams in order to take care of your family?

Well, for the good of the family, I could bring myself to TRY to do this.
Hoping there is good pay in the bargain, btw! :nod:

Would you tell a friend that another friend has insulted him behind his back?