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It was a reference to your reputation as a lady's man in your home state (Virginia Woolf, get it?), resonating with a this song from the late 70s:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMV0QtBxjCQ
Of course from Flem--where the women are so fleminine!
Why did New York get all the lawyers and New Jersey all the toxic waste?
What's the difference?
What made the hottentots so hot?
No, it's because New Jersey got to choose first.
Courage?
Would Dan rather?
Rather! Old Chap!
Did the plastic surgeons who worked on Phylis Diller?
Yes, but they didn't survive the procedure.
Would you care for some more pike, Bishop? ;-)
please--no more fishy chess pieces, at least in the incarnation we just recently had!
is there any such thing as a stupid question? (hmmmm!)
You had to ask one, didn't you?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
They are both composed of atoms.
And what do you do, sir, lance a lot?
Mostly Sir Lancelot fooled around with the Queen, according to legend... :rolleyes:
Did HP Lovecraft name Cthulhu by sneezing?
No. Cthulhu is French for Snorky, his stage name on "The Banana Splits."
If the living dead are so damned hungry, why don't they eat each other?
Fresh meat tastes better
How does the partner of a werewolf put up with all that full moon changing?
Just be extra sensitive. It's only once a month.
What is Satan's last name?
Well, in these here hills all the way up to the Adirondacks it's usually Scratch, as in Old Scratch
Did you ever speak of the Devil and actually have an Imp appear?
We haven't been on speaking terms since The Exorcist II.
Why don't the living dead have to poop?
It helps fuel their burning desire to eat
If a plane crashes into a cemetery, where will they bury the survivors?