when one has done something incredibly embarrassing and the smiles are only sympathy or to keep themselves from laughing.
If my face froze this way then you could...
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when one has done something incredibly embarrassing and the smiles are only sympathy or to keep themselves from laughing.
If my face froze this way then you could...
Place golf balls into my mouth, like those clowns made of clay at the fun fairs.
Do you think golf balls will fit into my mouth at the same time as...
the Bible, because that would be really weird...
Speaking of weird, is it odd that I can't laugh at the same time as....
I put the strawberries on the pie, for some reason, it just never turns out.
When did you touch....?
your granny's knitting?
How do you solve a problem like.........
An elephant wearing a pink polka dot bikini.
When the bikini slips off during a water skiing training she...
covered her face, cos that's how everybody in the town knew her!
When the toupee of youth blows off,.......
it's better to just let it go that stick a radish up your nose.
When there's an elephant in the room, it's better to...
Let him hold the remote.
The elephants are doing the tango with the mice, what are the...
the baboons going to do now?
I wandered lonely as a ..........
Baboon without an elephant to dance with.
Never mix hair tonic with...
gin, it makes your throat grow ringlets.
Man admits his first measure of intelligence when.....
he realizes that it isn't really the dog trying to control him, but the cat trying to control the dog.
One must never under any circumstances place the donkey...
on a hot stove.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReadingElmo
The last PM I received was from...
An angry elephant that didn't get a chance to dance.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the...