Would You??

If they'd let me, I'd take in a camp bed, a small stove and a change of socks, and you can forget civilisation!

Would you like to Drink Canada Dry?

no but I would drink Russia dry, they have the best vodka

would you try out for a tv talent show?

No, I hate being in the spotlight

Would you go for a career in acting?

I'd like to give it a try.

Would you accept a role on a TV show or a movie knowing you have absolutely no passion for it, other than the passion for a good salary?

no. Not because I won't take a job I have no passion for (that's why it's called a job), but because I look horrid on camera.

would you try zero gravity?

Sure...like on Apollo 13

Would you take a rocket to the moon?

yes, and when I landed I would like a toast of moonshine

would you collect moon rocks?

Yes

Would you go skiing in the summer?

no, not in the summer or winter

would you go down a hill at 70 mph on skis without an airbag?

I'm not really sure

Would you "Dance for the devil in the pale moon light"?

is that what happens in hell? Sounds like a party....

would you cross a river on a horse?

Yes, I would. I trust their ability in rivers more than I trust mine :p

Would you?

As I'm allergic to horses I think it would have to be an emergency before I ever tried to ride one.

Would you pay a bus ticket for someone if you happened to hear them calling someone saying they have no money and don't know how to get home?

Yes, I would.
Would you share your meal with the person sitting next to you while you are traveling?

Not unless they'd brought the booze, no.

Would you fancy taking a bus on a skid-pan?

No.

Would you travel by bus for more than 12 hours?

I used to be a bus driver, years ago. No, no and thrice no!

Would you spit-roast a pigeon, assuming that you could catch one?

No.

Would you eat a spit-roasted pigeon?

Only if you had cooked it.

Would you find it useful to be able to speak Aardvark?

Probably not...

Would you understand me if I spoke Aardvark? ;)

whoa?

would you cyberdate a space alien?

Depends on the space alien...

Would you giggle out loud in a library if your reading material was that funny?

Is she buyin'? ;)

Would you laugh if you saw someone fall down?

Only on the inside...

If someone stopped you in the street and asked for directions, would you take the time to tell them in detail?

Are we talkin' about a hot chick here or some smelly dude? :lol: Honestly, I'd probably help him/her out either way, even if I didn't know the way.

Would you buy a bum an ice cream cone?

yes

would you share a drink with the bum afterwards?

Well, I don't drink, so he could have the whole thing...

Would you share a drink with me?

you don't drink so the question is null

would you mix drinks in the same evening?

Yes, I've had juice and soda even in the same glass... :wink5:

Would you wear toe socks?

toe socks? I never had one, I would try it

would you put costumes on your pets?

No...that's just cruel...LOL

Would you lay your head on a stranger's shoulder on a bus or plane in order to sleep?

if the stranger doesn't mind and their shoulder is just the right height....

would you make a funny face in a photo ID?

No, I'm too much of a perfectionist

Would you put your towels away according to size and color?

no, I'm not organized

would you sort your M&Ms according to colors?

Yes

Would you eat your favorite color of Skittles first (or last)?

last

would you make your own candies?

Certain kinds, yes

Would you mix side dishes on your plate?

Yes if it would taste better.

Would you take a home made lunch on a picnic or buy sth on your way?

I'm mean - it's cheaper to take your own. Not only that, it'd be just my luck that the only thing left in the shop would be fish!!!

Would you like to publish your autobiography?

yeah for the money but it'll just consist of 30 pages and they'll be all blank pages.

would you buy a book just because you love the cover?