Would You??

No. I would immediately apply some antiseptic.

Would you sleep in a monkey's cage?

is the monkey(s) in the cage too? I don't think so....

would you kiss amorously in public?

Amorously? Probably not

Would you dance seductively in public?

if that's part of the choreo, then it's not a problem

would you follow the 5 second rule with food that fell on the floor?

Depends on the floor

Would you dance in the Breakout jig?

I don't think so...I can't dance...

Would you go out in a blizzard just to see if your window were rolled up on your car?

No - I think once the blizzard has started the car can fend for itself...

Would you dive into a lake if you thought you had lost your keys in there (somehow)?

Only if they were my only keys, and only if I knew how to dive :p

Would you fight an angry hungry bear empty-handed?

I'm not suicidal, so no...

Would you take a photo of an amazing site if you were asked not to because it was sacred to a certain religion?

I'd be respectful of the local people's beliefs.

Would you insist on phoning someone who has given clear evidence of being unwilling to talk to you?

Never ever. It has happened once. You don't want to talk to me, it's your loss :p and you can go to hell for all I care.

Would you spread insulting rumours about your worst enemy?

No

Would you stay up late to talk to a good friend?

Yeps...have done that so many times. I luuuuuub my frnz. :D

Would you drink someone else's coffee to annoy him/her?

maybe.

would you share your lunce with someone who you didn't like if you saw they were hungry?

Depends who it was

Would you add salt to your friend's coffee to play a prank?

Yesh... however, I'd first make sure that the guy does not have 18 inch biceps.

Would you pour a bucket of water over someone to wake him/her up?

yeah, sure!

would you pour chocolate syrup all over someone's bed as a joke?

No, I wouldn't waste chocolate syrup...

Would you retaliate if someone played a practical joke on you?

yeah, probably...I don't favor jokes unless I'm the one who's playing them! LOL.

If you could play a joke on any famous person, would you?

No - it would probably get too much publicity and I'd feel sorry for them...

Would you try to fight back if you were being mugged or just calmly hand your things over?

ummm.FIGHT! Lol. I would not give in so lightly! They would mess with the wrong woman! They better watch out!

Would you swerve off the road just to save an animal?

Most likely - unless it was a cane toad...

Would you pull over if you saw an injured animal on the side of the road?

If it wasn't dead, yes...any hurt animal call out to me.

Would you kiss a toad if you knew it was your yrue love?

Yes

Would you sleep on the street for a night to raise money for charity?

No...but I'd stand on the street all night for charity...I don't think I could sleep like that...I'm too spoiled.

Same.

Not sure I could fall asleep either, but I'd try...

Would you take a 12-hour flight to see a loved one for an hour (before you had to leave again)?

Umm...if I didn't have to worry about money...yes. I definitely would.

Would you wait all day on the computer, waiting for that special person to get on?

I'm usually on the computer pretty often anyway, so I'll say yes.

Would you risk a friendship to see if it could be something more?

No. If I am not sure it will happen, I'd rather be friends than nothing at all.

Question? I'll just answer mine too ;) I agree, I would prefer not to risk a friendship...

Would you re-read a novel you thought was terrible if your book club had chosen to read it?

No, especially since I'm not big on book clubs. I'd rather just talk about the book a little bit with anyone else who wants to discuss it.

(sorry about the question, I wasn't paying attention)

Would you give your whole paycheck to your dying grandmother for six months?

If I could survive without it, but don't think that would be possible...

Would you tell a friend they looked great even if they didn't?

No, it wouldn't be sincere. I'd rather tell them to reconsider their outfit and general appearance.

Would you push someone away from you, after having made them believe they are important to you, without clearly specifying the reasons of your change of mind?

Ah...I think that I've done that to someone, nad I wish I could've talked to that person and said I'm sorry but that guy was too touchy feely and scting like he was tired just to lay his head on my shoulder. Either that or he flirted too much. He just wasn't my type. And I couldn't really talk to his after that( there I go saying too much...). But I do hope I never do that in the future. Once was enough. DOes that...answer the question?

Would you endure your most uninteresting pasttime if your loved one wanted to do it?

i would say yes, and try my best to see the fun in it. i might fail

would you eat your own hat?

ah. no. even if I was extremely hungry. Unless it was actually an eatable hat!

would you post your most deepest darkest secret on LitNet?

Probably, if it represents an experience that can help others.

Would you?

nope. It's too shameful.

Would you sing to your loved one in public if they asked you to?

if I could sing, yes

would you cut someone else's hair?

Nope. Not good with symmetry

Would you?