If I were a ______, what would you be?

A needle

If I were writing a book, what would you be?

the protagonist

if I were your favourite magazine, what would you be?

non-existent

If I were your favorite toy, what would you be playing with me?

Vibrate the cat


If I were your little black box, you would be...

A Boeing 777 flying to an exotic locale.

If i were a ticket what destination outside your own country would you have on it?

(who would choose their own country!!!!????)since it's springtime in SA, i would go to Buenos Aires drink some nice Argentine wine and learn to tango

same Q

The Philippines

If I were a time machine when would you take me to?

To a certain time lost in mist when a father used to sing to his little daughter at bed time.

If I were a folk song, what would you be?

A troubadour.

If I were a pilot what would you be?

Blowin (in the wind).

If I were a rainy windy day you would be?

Stuck on the M5 in a tailback, probably.

If I was a balrog what would you be?

a dragon.

If I were a crab, what would you be?

Hot water.

If I were Achilles... ?

Odysseus, of course. We're on the same side, right? :)

If I were a thorn, what would you be?

Joseph of Arimathea :D

If I were a Druid...?

The patron goddess of your cult.

If I were a fairy tale, what would you be?

A Prince:yesnod: or maybe a superhero, or sumpin like that.

If I were a jet plane waiting to take off, what would you be?

Air traffic control.

If I were Rome what would you be?

The rest of the empire.

If I were a bridal gown, what would you be?

Worried, as I'm not in the habit of conversing with bridal gowns :D

If I were a trawler?

I would be a passing vessel with square rigged sails.

If I were the above vessel, what would you be?

I'd be taking pictures.

If I were a satelite?

The Earth.

If I were a bad poem :yikes:, you be?

Surprised...

If I were looking, you'd be?

:seeya:

If I were a pair of shoes, you'd be...

Smell socks.

If I were a punching bag you would be?

A shield.

If I were a sword, what would you be?

A pen :D

If I were a blacksmith...?

A forge.

If I were a blade of grass, you'd be...?

Making a whistle

If I were a hopeless romantic, you'd be?

one of these:
http://www.consumer-rankings.com/dating/

If I were a flash light, you'd be...?

A power outage.

If I were a rolling stone what would you be?

..gathering no moss.

if I were a glimmer of hope, you would be?

A mirror to double the glimmer...

If I were a secret, what would you be?

A listening ear!

If I were a pair of warm gloves, what would you be?

A snowboarder.

If I were a little bitty boy and my Grandmother bought me a little toy - what would you be?

http://www.disparate.net/wp-content/...age-photos.jpg
or maybe this
http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/s...boxedlarge.jpg

If I were your favourite Christmas present, what would you be?

Carefully removing the wrapping :D

If I were a pilchard?

A fisherman.

If I were one of the gods, what would you be?

The one and only God.

If I were in need, what would you be ?