The prevainling state of mind for someone who is an Idol.
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The prevainling state of mind for someone who is an Idol.
Ikon
Ikon - a type and brand of camera that ensures the wielder takes very classy photographs indeed, unless they are a
Tool
Tool Any invention that is supposed to make life easier, but actually complicates things. Ex: Silas McCormick's Reaper. It made the reaping easier up until the time it first broke down. By then people had either forgot how to reap crops by hand, or else they felt they didn't have to, that the reaper would be fixed, and if not in time to harvest the crops, too bad. The same goes with computers today...
Conventional Wisdom
Conventional Wisdom Two or more pieces of contradictory advice contained in the same sentence.
Hell
Hell - that which is so jaw droppingly ghastly that the surprised utterance of 'Hello?' is cut short before the second syllable by an involuntary gagging
Brimstone
Brimstone Sulfur. As it is commonly believed to be a major component of hellfire, the blue flames it gives off are said to indicate ghosts, and according to Bram Stoker's Dracula, to indicate hidden treasure on Walpurgis Night, (May Eve), one of the four great witch's sabbaths every year. Most of this has the same oder of decay that sulfur itself gives off...
Vampire
Vampire One whom, having lost all or his/her life's blood designs to use involuntary doners. Some are taken into the Vampire coven by being deliberately changed by another vampire, some through suicide (considered by many an "unpardonable sin"), and some by making deals with the Devil. Possibly an extinct species, but one never knows. "There are more things in heaven and earth..."
Werewolf
Werewolf One so affected by the full moon as to switch bodies with a monster and eat human flesh
Cannibal
Cannibal a person who would love to have you for dinner, preferably with fava beans and a nice chianti...
Ghoul
Ghoul - How ghosts describe something they like:
Ghost One: 'Hey, you seen that movie Ghost? It's like subzero.'
Ghost Two: 'You mean like really ghoul?'
Ghost Three: 'I saw it and thought it was complete rubbish. Wonder what happened to the actor who played the ghost..?'
Ghost One: 'I'm right here...'
Dark Side
Dark Side The burnt side of the toast due to a misfire in the toaster every time YOU try to use it, as opposed by when anyone else uses it!
Fear
Fear - an incidental side-effect of being alive and becoming aware that everyone and everything is out for your blood, from itchy bugs to plague rats to wash basin germs to airborne disease to trucks with mysterious drivers (actually I'd like to see that again...). No one is safe! Do not leave your house! Lock your doors and windows! Arm yourself with a steel rake! Head for the hills! They're coming!
Nightmare
Nightmare A case of fear (see above) that happens when you are asleep, further proving the point made in the above post: you are not even safe when you are asleep...
Halloween
Halloween: a celebration in which adults pretend it is all about kids, but instead use the day as an excuse to drink a lot, eat candy, dress slutty (or cross-dress), and act like an idiot without being judged by others.
Costume
Costume Clothing too hideous to wear without a mask or face paint to conceal one's identity, so basically most of the outfits in a "fashion show"
Masquerade
A non alcoholic beverage served at a ball.
Agnostic
Agnostic Unable to decide for one's self about the existence or non-existence of God, astride the fence, playing all the angles, etc.
Atheist One who believes only in quantifiable evidence, thus an inability to comprehend the existence of a higher power
Believer
believer
someone who feels the need to cling to something to someone but does not question the idea or the sentiment he or she is constancly clung to.
ANGER
ANGER The second stage of grief, and often the actual cause of said grief
fabulous
fabulous
a stream of sparkly ideas specific to one's mind.
REPETITION
Repetition: The act of repetition
Breakfast
Breakfast while this refers to the first meal of the day, it could actually be lunch or supper, depending on how lazy one is, or how much one has had to drink the previous night
Drunken
DRUNKEN:
alcohol consumption gone overboard.
FLIRT
FLIRT An innocent caress with the eyes if this refers to you, personally. If it refers to your spouse, the blatant disregard for marital status, if not the horny stare of a sexual predator
Divorce
haha.....at the FLIRT definition
DIVORCE
paper mashee too many errors repeat relationhip somewhere else OVER
ARAMADA
ARAMADA A large flotilla of navy ships which doesn't always turn out so well, such as The Spanish Armada in July 1588, and the USA navel fleet at Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941...
Coward
COWARD
well one may say the word begin with cow, so I'll leave that out for I like dairy milk, and ARD is now left to suggest that it might missing another word like a T.
so it would write TARD which is part of RETARD.
There you go one can say that one is related to the other.
CRUNCH
CRUNCH Sound that indicates you have found your dropped contacts/glasses, and now are in worse shape because of it
Cheat
CHEAT a mind of its own, or just lust in loss.
GOSSIP
GOSSIP One who speaks without clear knowledge concerning people he or she doesn't really know well, of deeds alleged to have happened, embellishing the same with a thin veneer of "what might have really happened"
Fact
Fact a collection of words that sound a truth only the eye can forsee.
CONTEST
CONTEST A common type of brawl wherein people show their true colors, namely that greed makes them idiots
popular
Popular - A feeling craved by the insecure. Otherwise, well-liked.
Winter
Winter In my general area, the time when the sound of tires spinning in the snow replaces the sound of tires shrieking because someone is driving like a blamed fool
Postal
Postal: adjective used to describe something slow-moving, i.e. a postal service.
Lust
Lust: A passionate or overmastering desire or craving.
Logic
Logic Belief that everything has a rational explanation even when one cannot say what that explanation is at the present
ghost
ghost - the thing that no one has seen but all imagine
dreams
dreams
1. The ethereal night visions that amuse and sometimes terrify the sleeper.
2: Building castles in the air while doing nothing or making any effort to make them real.
3: Staring off into space like a moon calf, insuring that other people will think you a moron
cologne
cologne: a perfume made in Cologne might not be to everyone's taste.
BARON