To get it's government homework done.
Why is school so boring?
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To get it's government homework done.
Why is school so boring?
Because all they have us do is work and listen to teachers.
Why do we have to do these presenations?
Because a toothpaste commercial tells us to do so!
Is it possible to dislike Johnny Cash?
If its possible to dislike cats!
Why are cats the ones that always are retarded?
don't let their appearance fool you it's their reaction to the hare that bit em
Is there really someone who exists that doesn't like johnny cash?
Exactly my point, Little Wing! Those who can't say they do because they never heard of him (!) should be submitted to a Johnny Cash Seminar. Those who even so dislike him should be declared insane (because, you know, they are).
Has the sun ever forgotten to rise?
only when it couldnt get itself out of bed.
has the atlantic ever talked to you?
yes, often. It tells me that the grass is greener on the other side.
Do you like Bobby Darin?
Guess I'll have to take a Bobby Darin Seminar ;)
Have you ever wondered why people greet one another?
Because they are interested in greeting!!!! :lol:
Why do people even greet, why not walk up and talk?
Because they'd be stupid enough to do that!
Why is it that men aren't the first ones to approach a woman?
We do, but but not exactly in a straight line, which is the shortest distance between two points... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/HolyMoly.gif
Why are women so aloof? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...GirlRemote.gif
Because their coordination is a bit off!
Why do we have to have people who label others? :alien:
So labelmakers don't go out of business, and bring down the whole economy with them.
Why can't I have my own personal minions?
Cuz you ain't got nuff street cred yet, Big K :p
Why are roses red, and violets are blue, instead of roses being rose and violets being violet?
all crayon makers were too lazy to make new crayons.
why does gas always fall the day after i buy it for 20 cents more?
The person who sets gas prices has a grudge against you.
Why do we call certain insects butterflies when they are not flies, nor made of butter?
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Originally Posted by kandaurov
I guess someone accidentaly ate one (or perhaps out of curiosity) and decided that they tasted like butter. And since it flies, they named it the "butterfly."
(I've babysitted for a couple years now, and I always get the 4/5 year olds who always ask "Why?" This is one of my favorite answers. Which then prompted one of them to try to eat bugs. Yuck.)
^_^
Why are two year olds so determined to eat bugs and other poisonous stuff that they find on the floor, but won't eat safe, edible food, no matter what?
they've tasted tht food before, this stuff is new!
What do catterpillars taste like?
Great, according to Hobbs... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Tiger.gif
What do dogs find so tastey about toliet water? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/Pupdog.gif
Hobbs told him to, duh. (Tigers can be very persuasive.) ^_^ Consider it "fine doggie wine."
...Why are tigers so persuasive?
THE STRIPES HYPNOTIZE YOU.
If you throw a banana like a booomerang, will it come back?
Only if you've taught your monkey to play fetch.
... I can't think of a question. Here...
Will someone be creative for me and think up a question? Pretty please with mangos on top?
okay bookinator-
why do people ask pretty please with sugar on top? where is there ever a "please" with sugar on it?
554 Pleasewithsugaronit StreetQuote:
Originally Posted by htownsend
Sometown,
Massachusetts 99999
USA
(sorry, just answering one part);)
Who really was the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?
It was a Kyclops (as the book spells it, but generally spelled Cyclops) from The Oddyssey who just ate Barney from ABC channel 2 whole and had his fruity dinosaur horn bulging out of the nape of his neck.
What would you think if Johnny Depp instead of Stanley Kubrick directed A Clockwork Orange?
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Originally Posted by Adolescent09
how old are you?
3.
how old is your mother?
Older than myself, and I'll be forty-sev... um, 39 this year! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Sauve.gif
Why are most evil things associated with the color "black", are people racist or something? We gorillas are FED UP! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Kong.gif
I've always believed that theology has promoted this sense of thought. Celestial things and good have always been attributed with white which most likely reflects the clouds and brightness of the sun whereas Evil and Satan has always been attributed with black, which we usually consider underneath the ground, closer to the core of earth which is a progressively accumulating ball of fire.. So there you have it, white is considered good, black is bad. Most things black are ostracized in societal terms. Look at poor gothic people :(.. oh and black people lol.. but that was years ago.. Racism exists on either side of the ballpark so black can't play the racist card anymore, they'll have to face that fact.
If turtles grew wings would they slouch about and say "ding ding ding" or would they fly and say, "damnit why couldn't I do this **** before!?"
they would have to gain the ability to speak first. (Unless they were TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!)
Why are most vampires from europe? (in books)
Vampires are old and so is Europe. That's why.
Why is camoflauge so ugly?
To discourage people from wearing camoflauge pants. Sadly, it sometimes doesn't discourage them enough....
Why do people yawn when they are tired?
Maybe they are just B-O-R-E-D. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...s/36_1_501.gif Single to silence and exit, stage left!
Why do people needlessly hate snakes? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Cobra.gif
Because when the world began, humans had to pay homage to snakes and this fear of snake control has never left our psyches!! :D
Why don't women wear Easter bonnets anymore?
Because they were proliferating and epidemic of bunny "fruity-ness"
Where does that Dragon in the Pen get all his smilies? They look so funny :D
Perhaps he has a big silver box where he takes the smiles from, but of course, after telling some short stories to the Namibian children before they go to sleep.
Why do I always smile when I see my face in the mirror?
Maybe because you tell yourself jokes while looking in the mirror.
Why is lettuce green?
They wanted to be blue, but the sea had already used up all the remaining blue.
'WHAT?! Oh, I can't believe you! Tell me you didn't do it! Not again! Geez! When, when will you learn?'
Tuesday, November 6th, 2011 at 7:45 PM.Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Why do people compare apples and oranges?