If you were a...

Ya know.... I like being me.



If you were a cloud, what street would you live on?

Hmm . . . I would live over the main street in Khanaqin, where I have Kurdish pen pals . . . that way I could visit them for a while, and offer some shade. =) I would be woefully short-lived, however.

If you were a river, where would you go? For example, what cities would you run by/through?

I'm kinda lazy so I wouldn't run, but I'd walk from Hogwarts to the Shire.


If you were a cleaning product, which would you be?

Hydrogen peroxide

If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be?

Myth

If you were a man/lady of great talent, what kind of talent would it be?

My talent would be to cast permanent "humility" spells on the prideful, arrogant, and erudite.

If you were a mosquito, which LitNeter's blood would you suck?

Yours

If you were a mouse, whose room would you visit?

Somebody that liked cheese.

If you were a TV show which would you be?

Alf

If you were a record...(not a CD or a tape...but a record), which one would you be?

Rudimentary Peni's Death Church.

If you were a church, what would you look like?

A group of people that God called...not a building

If you were a mentor, what would you be like? ...who's mentor would you be?

I'd be a Tae Kwon Do club mentor--always had it for self-defense fighting styles.

If you were a fresh juice, which one you'd be?

POMEGRANATE juice

if you were a car which car (year and brand) would you be?

I'd be a 2004 Pontiac Vibe...practical, functional...

If you were.....same question?

1978 Cadillac El Dorado - Can't help it, I think I was a pimp in a former life.

If you were a city which would you be?