Pants game

"What do pants do? Shine." - Stardust

"There are those who are aware
That we are always facing pants.
Knowing this, they put aside all contentiousness."
-The Buddha

Play it pants. -Cassablanca

The unsettled mind is at times an ally,
Leaving the pants to fend for themselves;
Then, the pants wanted the sky.
-Thetawaves, SOAD

Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants. -Gone With the Wind

I apologize in advance if someone else has used this, I didn't read all 27 pages.... Sorry...

It is the east, and Juliet is the pants,
Arise, fair pants, and kill the envious moon...

I'll make pants an offer pants can't refuse. -The Godfather

Pants of descending night! fair is thy light in the west! thou that liftest thy unshorn head from thy cloud: thy steps are stately on thy hill. What dost thou behold in the plain? The stormy winds are laid. The murmur of the torrent comes from afar. Roaring waves climb the distant rock. The flies of evening are on their feeble wings: the hum of their course is in the field. What dost thou behold, fair light? But thou dost smile and depart. The waves come with joy around thee: they bathe thy lovely hair. Farewell, thou silent beam! Let the light of Ossian's soul arise!

Songs of Selma

Bruce Wayne: "You never learnt to mind your pants!"
From "Batman Begins", instead of the word "surroundings".

"You know what the trouble about real pants is? There's no danger music. "
- Cable Guy

Patrick Bateman: "I have to retun some pants."

From "American Psycho", instead of "videotapes".

"Pants are in the skateboard magazine" - Lords of Dogtown

Alfred Borden: "Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the pants, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them."

From "The Prestige", instead of the word "secret".

"The Phantom of the Pants" -- taken obviously from the Phantom of the Opera where countless people have uttered that phrase, except, of course, without the word 'pants'.

It's easy to be a holy man on top of pants - Razor's Edge ~ W. Somerset Maugham