Bad eyesight. Looks like his doggy dish to him.
Why do people pay for bottled water that is probably no more pure than what comes out of their faucet? They sell filleters for the facet too, you know? :idea:
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Bad eyesight. Looks like his doggy dish to him.
Why do people pay for bottled water that is probably no more pure than what comes out of their faucet? They sell filleters for the facet too, you know? :idea:
Because people, like me, like the idea of water in a bottle.
Why do people associate the sun with warmth?
Because it was around long before electric blankets
Why does my &%^$# computer keep crashing?
Because it is a bad driver.
Why does death happen?
The worms need food
Why do worms exist?
So we can fish.
Why do some people insist on telling jokes that aren't funny?
So we appreciate the funny jokes more
Why do people never laugh at my jokes?
because
you are just not funny.
.:lol: :lol: :lol:
why is fire hot'.:flare:
Er...because you're one of those who insist on telling bad jokes. Sorry to have to break it to you, kilt. ;)
What does the fatherly advice "keep your nose clean" really mean?
Fire is hot because it is constantly working out and spending money on beauty care :p
Keep your nose clean is a hint at becoming a rich Tissue Production Tycoon later on to be able to buy your father a great retirement home.
What is the point of photosynthesis?
To put your photos in order, of course.
What is that white, gristley looking thing in a chicken egg?
I dunno...
Why do I stay up late?
Because you like watching adult swim ;)
Why do stars twinkle? *Eyes widen*
Because they where bored.
Why is the sky blue?
To match the color of my pants.
Why is the cabinet call a cabinet?