go out side and play.
Like the sands of time so are....
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go out side and play.
Like the sands of time so are....
...our thoughts.
Death, love, and beauty all seem...
...insignificant compared to a nice MLT. You know, a mutton-lettuce-and-tomato sandwich? Where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe...
Billy Crystal...
is one of the few crystals not believed to have mystical healing powers by new-age nutters.
It's just gone 5 o'clock and...
i think my clock is broken since it's 7 here.. :goof:
One day i will.....
grow!
I wish mother would...
...wear a fish for a hat more often. Those people that complained in church were just jealous.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves...
...had no earthly idea what Lewis Carroll was blithering about. :D
Don't stand too close to a...
...an angry woman!
Now tell me that...
joke about the man, the woman and the oysters again.
In the remote border town of...
Nowhere, there lived a squack
Could it be.....
true that I had never noticed this work of art before?
If I crossed...
the road more quickly, I would get hit by less transport trucks.
It is always a good idea to.....
wear gloves when peeling a kitten.
Don't put the ...
...horse before the cart. Wait, that's not right...
Aphorisms are always...