Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

and a cheering audience calling your name 4006 times a minute

and hula hoops don't forget the hula hoops...all 4007 of them. Hula hoops spinning all over the place like a human atom

but will make 4008 times more noise than the big bang!

the big bang? isn't that when the 4009 drummers parade by your house?

theyre planning an even bigger parade for the year 4010

Those drummers must have marched 4011 miles.

i would have 4012 blisters after that

I would advise that you have 4013 days rest and recuperation after that exertion.

i think i will go brush my teeth 4014 times

I did that after I had 4015 mini candy canes.

I passed a field with 4016 bales of hay..of course im guessing, but sure did look like a lot

was there 4017 cows in the field beside it?

...4018...

or 4019 cowboys?

with 4020 horses in the ranch