Would You??

No

Would you tell me what you would like?

orchids

would you grow a rose garden?

I have some rose bushes (does that count as a garden?)

Would you plant a hedge maze?

I don't think so, what if I get lost while planting it?

would you create an animal topiary?

It would be fun...

Would you read a religious book, recommended to you by someone of a different religious orientation than your own?

I usually don't read religious books other than the Bible itself

Would you throw all religious books away for just one Bible?

I just don't read religious books and don't have any to throw away.

would you consider converting to a different religion?

No

Would you consider eating cold cereal for a change?

yes but cold cereal usually has more sugar...

would you consider eating hot cereal for a change?

Have done in the past.

Would you eat a raw egg?

No

Would you eat any egg other than a chicken egg?

I'll try an elephant egg

would you raise chicken in your yard?

Yes, I'd raise it right up on the grill...

Would you pluck a chicken?

hell no

would you go shark fishing?

Who...uh....what would I use for bait?

Would you eat a baby elephant?

No way. I'll wait till it became a teenager.

would you share your bed with a pet tiger?

Yes...

Would you share your bed with any other pets?

yes, anything that doesn't have scales...

would you put out a bat house?

Better than putting it IN

Would you stay up all night with a friend in need?

yes but they'll sure get bored with me eventually and say goodnight

would you get a psychic reading to learn of your future?

No....I'll make my own

Would you pose as a fortune teller to make some extra money?

No, because I would probably be shocking at it... Plus I have a concience.

Would you give a present to a friend that was given to you, but you didn't like it?

No,Never.

whould you give away 100,000 dollars to someone who really really needs it?

If I had $100,000....sure

Would you give your last dollar (that you were going to buy a snack with at the mall) to someone who needed it?

Yes. Without reservation.

Would you perform some sort of emergency amateur surgical procedure on yourself if it meant life over death?

no. I would certainly kill myself attempting

would you sleep in a graveyard on a winter's night?

Not if there's a better offer...

Would you dance like there's no tomorrow (if there wasn't)?

I always dance like there's no tomorrow... Hahahahaha.

Would you?

I can't dance...

Would you laugh at me dancing?

No. I never laugh at non dancers, they just need to learn.

Would you laugh at my singing?

No...I'd just cover my ears...

Would you like being serenaded?

can I pick the songs?

would you eat a raw potato?

Yes...I love raw potatoes...(with salt)

Would you eat sweet potatoes?

can never tell sweet potatoes and yam apart...

if you found someone's iPod would you keep it?

Yea...! But only if they didn't need it anymore... Otherwise, no.

If you found someone's pocket-book, would you keep it?
:smile5: :lol:

If there's no iPod in it, then I don't want it :D

would you put on a street show to make some tips?

I don't think that I'm make much

Would you accept an iPod as a gift from a friend?

Any day of the week, and twice on Wednesday.

Would you catch goldfish with a home-made net?

Yes

Would you eat them?

NEVER. I would never break the grounds of moral decency in such a thoughtless way.

Would you?