Pam

pam drinks her bathwater as tea!

Quiet funny that one...

PAM doesn't like tasty things...

the pam is a hippy!!!!
right on !!!!!!!!!!!!

PAM uses her toothbrush as a backscratcher. Gross, PAM.

The PAM uses her backscratcher as a toohbrush!!

PAM keeps her toothbruch in the garbage can.

PAM tries to get other people to brush her teeth...she runs around in the streets demanding it (she's ELIZABETH, don't you know?)

PAM gets upset with children and -guess what?-she gives them a good bite!

Pam would love to bite children but she put her dentures in upside down and can't quite manage it

PAM tries, desperately, to have an affair with a plastic surgeon

Pam had an affair with a plastic surgeon and he gave her a nose job in exchange for her affections. Now she looks like Gérard Depardieu

For someone who "doesn't even know" doesn't the PAM's atvar look at little too "knowing..."?

PAM's affections are like being kissed by a worm

Only PAM would know what it's like to be kissed by a worm...:sick: