Would You??

yes

how would you kill a lobster?

Shotgun?

Would you eat it if I killed and cooked it?

yes, but not if you killed it with a shotgun

would try to catch the wild turkeys strolling in your backyard like they own the place?

NO....not unless I killed them first (have you ever tried to catch a large bird as such?)

Would you ride an ostrich?

yes, sounds like fun

would you ride a Harvey Davidson?

Doubtful

Would you try my experiment that I'm making for dinner?

depends on what it is

would you pick up a hitchhiker if it was an older lady?

Pending on many circumstances...maybe

Would you plant a flower garden yourself?

no, that smells of effort.

would you go to a metal concert?

I've been (and have the scars on my jaw to prove it, ugh).

Would you slice someone's face with a spikey wristband because they accidently bumped into you?

^^yes

^ hell no... be careful, they may outweapon you with a concealed handgun.

would you be a groupie?

yes.. to a The Agonist concert.

would you do the chicken dance?

I don't think my coordination is that good, so no

would you learn the moon walk?

I've tried....many years ago (never could come even close)

Would you teach me how to dance?

I can teach you how to do the body wave...if you were a girl :p

would you cross a robe bridge in an emergency over a plunging river gorge?

I assume you meant 'rope'...yes, I have before

Would you enter a tomb that had a course upon it?

what does it mean, a course upon it?

would you swear in front of your boss?

LOL....I meant a CURSE....

I don't swear anywhere...and I don't have a boss right now.

Would you read from the Book of the Dead and release the mummy from his CURSE?

Well, yes, it would be a new experience.

Would you ever consider eating a pet?

as soon as you gave an animal a name, you can't eat it.

would you walk a cat on a leash?

Only if it would comply...

Would you admit to rule #51?

it doesn't apply to me

would you add a new rule?

If one was needed

Would you follow your own rules?

No. I'm not good at follwing rules.

would you think less of people who break the rules?

Depends what kind of rules they break and how it effected the people around them...

Would you consider The Good Wife a good show?

never watched it

would you live in a barn?

It's better than being on the street

Would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

If I am on a skydiving expedition

would you travel in a military cargo plane?

Sure if it got me to where I needed to go

Would you fly an airplane?

no

would you pilot the space shuttle?

Definitely not...I don't have a death wish

Would you date someone out of your league (above or below)?

done it, no good, never again.

would you try bifocal contacts?

I haven't even gotten bifocal glasses (which I need)

Would you leave the house without any shoes?

only go as far as the decking around my house. I can't walk barefoot on asphalt, especially if its covered with candy wrappings and hypodermic needles.

would you volunteer at a magic show?

No...I HATE being the center of attention

Would you appreciate if someone sent you a singing telegram to work?

Would you describe what a singing telegram is?

Someone comes to your house/workplace and sings a message (usually birthday) to you.

Would you prefer being on the sending or receiving end of that?

I don't want a singing telegram, singing or receiving.

would you rather forget your birthday?

YES

Would you prefer a quiet party with a few friends?

no

would you bake a birthday cake for yourself?