Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

Are you chaps familiar with gurning? Our male best met the Queen recently. Check out this link, and then the video after. I don't care what you say about Her Majesty - she'll give anything a go.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Mattinson.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtEn6388jmk

Just to be fair, I've included the female 27 time winner.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/841534-g...at-county-fair

I think the best of British culture should be shared with our less fortunate inernational friends.

(10 laughing smilies)

Thanks for that Paulclem.
Very funny!!
and no, I've never heard of "gurning" until now.



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Are you chaps familiar with gurning? Our male best met the Queen recently. Check out this link, and then the video after. I don't care what you say about Her Majesty - she'll give anything a go.

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Yes, old blokes with removable teeth do well at that.

And bank employees - most of them never listened to their mums and got stuck, I imagine.

New weather pattern in Auckland.

It rains only twice a day, for two short periods.

8 am and 3 pm - exactly when I'm walking the brats to school. Three stinking days in a row. I'm sure the baby is starting to think there's a clear plastic window between him and the rest of the outside world.

Tomorrow morning, baseball - which Mrs Athiest does - I am betting on clear blue skies.

Three Days!! You poor thing:sosp:

AS usual we are mired up to the welly tops here in dear old blighty. Oh and the severe gales are making life interesting, this morning I was nearly blown off the quad.

Here on the farm sex is in the air (not on the domestic scene unfortunately.) The tups are rampant and ready for their release tommorrow. The ewes are standing at the gate to their paddock and unashamedly teaseing them. This morning two had managed to jump in with the boys, resulting in a great deal of sex and violence. For me this is the start/end of the year, the cycle begins again.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

No need for a bunk - she has a queen size bed. You can have that and she'll sleep on the floor
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Ah, a queen sized bed, what a luxury; I've been having to share my lumpy twin with the cat...
So you don't mind baby-sitting while I and the mrs go down to check out the Aussie men; we'll be sitting so that she sees all the fellows that pale next to your manly endowments...like as not, she'll be ready to add to the family when she gets home:ladysman:

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

What's needed is a Kama sutra for the more mature lumbago sufferer with dodgy hips. Showing the pathway of practicality rather than elaboration. The Kama Saga sutra.

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See, they seel all the best books in the UK; here, they sell philosophy books on how to pass your sexually dwindling years with mahjong

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there are some great title possibilites.

The greying orgasm.

How to fiddle a wrinkle.

Ease yourself into bliss.

Too much?

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I am going to have you put a title on my life story...I may even dedicate it to the blokes thread and have your shed gracing the front cover.

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Three Days!! You poor thing:sosp:

AS usual we are mired up to the welly tops here in dear old blighty. Oh and the severe gales are making life interesting, this morning I was nearly blown off the quad.

Here on the farm sex is in the air (not on the domestic scene unfortunately.) The tups are rampant and ready for their release tommorrow. The ewes are standing at the gate to their paddock and unashamedly teaseing them. This morning two had managed to jump in with the boys, resulting in a great deal of sex and violence. For me this is the start/end of the year, the cycle begins again.

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Jealous as hell!

When I had the chance to be a farmer - in my early 20s, I lived & worked part-time on a farm for a year - I didn't like the idea.

Now, I'd swap my left arm for a couple of hundred acres!

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I am going to have you put a title on my life story...I may even dedicate it to the blokes thread and have your shed gracing the front cover.

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Now there's a cool idea for a thread!

Name soundo's biography.

Why do I get the feeling it will be top shelf material!

I think one of my Tups (cost £300 quid) is a homosexual. Now that would be fine with me ideologically speaking, but he has a job to do, and at the moment he is not doing it. There is a Donner Kebab Rotisary with his name on it if he doesnt shape up!

haha!

Have you tried visual stimulation such as magazines, videos, etc.,?



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I think one of my Tups (cost £300 quid) is a homosexual. Now that would be fine with me ideologically speaking, but he has a job to do, and at the moment he is not doing it. There is a Donner Kebab Rotisary with his name on it if he doesnt shape up!

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Can you dress the girls up as boys?

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Gay sheep have rights too!

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haha!

Have you tried visual stimulation such as magazines, videos, etc.,?



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Not for the sheep, no.

By the way Gilliatt, I have to admire a bloke who goes into the Coffee Shop and suggests they learn how to use pan scrubbers.:D

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Can you dress the girls up as boys?

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Gay sheep have rights too!

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They are also made of mutton, so have two paths they can go down.

You would not Adam and Eve it.

Forecast, fine weather; glorious red sunset last night. The, even this piece which says it's going to be hot & fine all week. Note the time that was written up today - 5 am.

Yet, come 7 am and it's pissing down. Still doing it at 8 am.

Utterly soaked.

9 am, clouds disperse, sun shines all day.

If I could think of a valid reason why god would have it in for me I'd think there was a conspiracy afoot!

It's rather chilly here - though it will be much worse up where Mick is. Brisk was the ride to work this morning. Long Johns will be coming out soon. No flap though. I wouldn't trust a flap.

Hi Daffyd - have you been on holiday? I was looking at your website the other day to send you an "are you ok" message. Failed though...

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It's rather chilly here - though it will be much worse up where Mick is. Brisk was the ride to work this morning. Long Johns will be coming out soon. No flap though. I wouldn't trust a flap.

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Yes, it's amazing how fast it changes.

A month ago, London and Auckland temeratures were not far off even. Now, we have 15 degrees on the home of GMT.

Thank god it's never cold enough here to need long johns!

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Hi Daffyd - have you been on holiday? I was looking at your website the other day to send you an "are you ok" message. Failed though...

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I was just about to wonder where he'd got to.

Wales haven't lost for him to be in mourning yet, have they?

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Now there's a cool idea for a thread!

Name soundo's biography.

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I promise to obscure all of your names until we are all dead 25 years...:smilielol5:

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

I think one of my Tups (cost £300 quid) is a homosexual. Now that would be fine with me ideologically speaking, but he has a job to do, and at the moment he is not doing it. There is a Donner Kebab Rotisary with his name on it if he doesnt shape up!

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He may just be blind...think of all the movie star blokes who suddenly found women and sired children at 50. I could have swore Anthony Perkins was gay...little Roddy MacDowell too, though they claim he wasn't little where it counted.

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

haha!

Have you tried visual stimulation such as magazines, videos, etc.,?

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Maybe he's nervous, maybe dim the lights and soft music....ah:yikes: bad idea, baah, baah,

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Can you dress the girls up as boys?

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Gay sheep have rights too!

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What does a sheep wear when he's doing drag?

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

It's rather chilly here - though it will be much worse up where Mick is. Brisk was the ride to work this morning. Long Johns will be coming out soon. No flap though. I wouldn't trust a flap.

Hi Daffyd - have you been on holiday? I was looking at your website the other day to send you an "are you ok" message. Failed though...

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Yes, where is our Daffyd?
I am getting awfully tired of these summer days in Florida; we had a few false starts...everyone has colds, the cold medicine is all out of the stores and I still am using my a/c; putting up the christmas tree though:santasmil