A villa in China.
Why do people switch horses in mid-stream?
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A villa in China.
Why do people switch horses in mid-stream?
So they don't contaminate the specimen.
Didn't the Tarters live kind of far from the ocean to have had much need of Tarter sauce?
No. These are the people who invented Tarter Control toothpaste.
What was the great fuss about the Visigoths?
They were a bunch of smart Alarics.
Was there a Decline and Summer of the Roman Empire?
With some of their insane Caesars, likely.
Why do geese fly in v formation?
They have a very primitive alphabet.
If a deaf bear sh*t in the woods, and no one heard, would it make a sound?
Not that the bear could hear, anyhoo
If your dog is trained to eat at the ring of a bell, what happens when it's your turn to host the bell choir practice?
In the immortal words of Jethro Bodine: I'll be dogged if I know!
How come Pavlov wanted dog spit anyway?
Who knows what madness lurks in the realms of scientists?Not even the Shadow knows....
Who would want to be the patient they are using in the transplant a human head experiment?
Not me. Until spinal cord reattacment is possible without paralysis, I'll wait for full body brain transplants.
Are the floors of griffins' caves lined with old newspaper?
Griffin lore dates from around 3000 B.C., long before newspapers, so the floors are actually lined with old papyrus scrolls.
How did the chimera's three heads decide who would be dominant?
The one with the brains in its butt made all the decisions. That's how management works.
Aren't chimps in zoos showing a lot of control by not giving everyone the finger?
Dunno, different cultures have different flip-off gestures, while throwing poop is pretty universal.
How does she make any money selling seashells by the seashore, where everyone can find them?
Good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
I think she's really selling drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calidore
If you were a baby, would you be lulled into blissful sleep by a song about cradles falling out of trees?
I imagine to some that would be better than reality, sad to say... But, no, it would terrify me.
Why does "poppa go a hunting, to get a little rabbit skin to wrap the baby bunting in? How big are these bunnies?