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Have you never seen the people watching the camels in the zoo? Do they not enjoy the sight of these mamals?

But don't camels have a tendency to spit, usually at erect viewers eyeballs?

Isn't that half the appeal?

Doesn't that depend on the velocity, texture and odor of the camel expectoration?

Isn't it the risk factor that draws people to the camels? Isn't getting hit in the face by smelly camel spit one of the greatest achievements in a human's life?

Is my belief that this must have happened to you unfounded?

Don't you think I still have much to aspire toward?

Well doesn't that depend on whether or not you have already achieved the apogee of human experience, namely getting your face spit upon by a camel?

Isn't that the one thing I have yet to achieve?

Are you taking any literal of figurative steps towards achieving that goal?

Isn't visiting zoos several times a year enough to achieve this? There must be a camel somewhere that is willing to spit in my face, right?

How could I do any other than to applaud your efforts?

What if there is no such willing camel?

Would it be possible to force a camel to spit in ones face?

Wouldn't that detract, if only slightly, from the essence of the spitting? Musn't it be voluntary?

Why is voluntary spitting more valuable then forced spitting? Isn't it all spitting?