Only if they believe in me.
Are we alone in the universe?
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Only if they believe in me.
Are we alone in the universe?
No, just unpopular.
Has the 21st century been a disappointment so far?
Life has been a disappointment so far!
Will man ever reach the stars?
What else are they here for! (rhetorical question)
Has time travel already been performed?
It's performed every day by everything, in one direction, one second at a time.
Why were the Trojans so stupid as to drag a great wooden horse full of battle-hardened assault troops into their city?
Hey, piñatas were large in the Greek Bronze Age!
Is Qatar pronounced "catarrh" or "gutter"? Seriously, I hear both.
It's pronounced "guitar"!
Does anyone really get modern art?
Only chimps, who use it to pass on secret messages about us.
Who would have won a war between Attila the Hun and Robert E. Lee?
Suh, I am Southern, and I doan believe anybody could whup General Robert E Lee in a fair fight! Damn cheating Yankees!
In this day of mixed race marriages, what determines if a mixed race child is one race or the other?
Nothing but vapid bigotry, a sub-category of human stupidity. BINGO!
At least the python would be silent...
Why are people rude?
Well, I can only speak for myself: it's a response to 1) irrational behavior; 2) manipulative behavior; or 3) the rejection of an offered friendship. Any combination of those will earn you the wrath of Bum.
Would you rather be forced to listen to accordion music or a Celtic Woman concert?
Celtic Women, perhaps they will at least be cute... An accordion is a mutant instrument that was born out of wedlock between the junk store and the trash. NOTHING makes it sound better than two tomcats fighting!
Do you think classical music is groovy?
Only when it's played on vinyl.
What makes music hot?
The little pipes that shoot out flame while Ace Freely is playing a solo
Will people ever get over Justin Bieber already?