A pool at the White House, and this confused the Secret Service because...
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A pool at the White House, and this confused the Secret Service because...
the pool was teeming with alligators, which looked hungry
and made us wonder why...
Yes, why would anyone pen alligators in such an inappropriate place. Was it because...
they were very cheeky alligators and deserved a punishment, or was it because...
No one could think of a better place for the supplies for the barbecue?
then we discovered the real reason, which was quite silly. they wished...
to assassinate the President by alligator. Apparently they had forgotten that the present incumbent was not a perfect...
dancer, so they had him watch re-runs of the great dances of ..........
Fred and Doris, all the time wishing that the movies had better plots, such as...
a candystripper finding her way into a ....
Giant mayonnaise machine of....
gumbballs, you know, the ones that cost twenty-five cents and taste like. . . . .
glucose which cements your arteries and cause....
a hyneria and you cry like a litte. . . . .