Nope. Coffee and a dip of Copenhagen.
Do you like eating three meals a day or two? or one, for that matter?
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Nope. Coffee and a dip of Copenhagen.
Do you like eating three meals a day or two? or one, for that matter?
I like eating 5 meals.
What is your favorite vegetable?
Raisins. Or is that a fruit? In that case corn
How long have you been online today?
About half an hour.
Today I was supposed to ______________ but I did not.
Although it's only 10 AM now, today I was supposed to get up earlier but I did not.
I'm not___________________again!
I'm not editing my post again!
What do you think people remember you for?
Who says they remember me? ;)
Have you ever carried a weed whacker for six hours straight?
No
Have you ever ran INTO a burning building?
Negatory. Not really at the top of my list of things to try, either.
Has the top of your foot ever cramped up? (mine is right now, and it hurts like aich eee double hockey stick)
I don't think that the top has....
Have you ever preformed CPR on a real person who needed it?
no.
Have you ever seen a person die?
Yes...a seventeen y/o boy. One of my CPR experiences...that leaves a lasting impression...
Have you ever saved someone from dying?
Only indirectly and that’s really not the same and being elbow deep in life saving.
Do you like boxing?
Ish. I like the UFC better.
Do you like Mike Tyson?
Watching him in the ring against someone that isn't taller, stronger and faster than him yes.
Have you eaten haggis?
No. I don't particularly want to, but I'll try it someday just to have tried it.
Have you ever been caught stealing?
Yes. A piece of candy when I was five. It was the last thing I ever stole.
Same question!
Yes, I was seen stealing apples from my friend's next door neighbour's garden when I was a boy, but I ran away fast.
Would you sleep on a bed of nails?
Nope.
Will you ever buy a set of large purple drapes for anything else other than a toga party?
No...probably not even for a toga party...
Have you ever went skied?
Not a toga party? Oh well, no one is perfect...
I have never gone skiing. I hate the cold.
Have you ever eaten eggplant?
Yes, but I don't remember what it's like...
Can you solve a Rubik's cube?
Eggplant - yes, but not often.
Rubik's Cube - No
Have you ever seen the show Eureka?
Yes...I wish I could watch it more...
Do you watch Phineas & Ferb?
Nope...I don't have cable any more :(
If you came across a murderer who you knew would murder again, would you kill him to prevent him from killing more innocents?
no i don’t feel like being a murderer i would do something to stop him but i wouldn’t kill him.
when was the last time you yelled at someone?
Yesterday.
When was the last time you were yelled at?
usually I do the yelling. Can't remember.
What was the last embarrassing thing you did (or thing that has happened to you)?
I tripped going up the stairs while I was wearing my extra cool, "I'm-an-awesome English-professor" sport coat.
Do sport coats make English professors look extra English professor-y?
What is a sportcoat? :p
Shall I start reading The Stone Diaries?
sure, why not?
Why are we angry a lot of the time?
ok that should have been in the stupid questions thread... rephrase to: when was the las time you were really angry?
Three days ago I listened to this report http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=103215199 and I'm still mad about it. I think I would end up arrested if this happened to one of my kids.
What would you do if the school strip searched your child?
I would investigate the "probable cause" and reasoning...since I have a 5 y/o I'm not sure...if they strip searched my 5 y/o I might go into the school ready to blow a gasket, but I doubt that's the case. If they had probably cause...my daughter would be in big trouble...if they did not, the school official would be in big trouble...
EDIT - After reading the article...I would have strict expectation to have me or my wife present before any intimate searches were done. I believe that those involved in the mentioned case not only ought to lose their jobs, but ought to be subject to criminal trial.
Would you proceed with legal ramifications?
Yes. The law states that the lockers and backpacks can be searched. If they suspected drugs on their person I would need to be called.
Would you feel bad later about blowing the gasket?
Not in the slightest...in hind sight my anger may intensify. These people used the poorest judgment possible to exercise their authority...
Would you "feel like" physically hitting the person(s) involved?
Yes, yes I would.
Would you act on those feelings?
I would probably let my wisdom take control to realize that other measures would have a better outcome.
Would you run for a School Board position?
I am on a School Board.
Do you clean and tidy up your house if you are going away?
yes, of course...because when I return home more than likely I'd be exhausted, and I wouldn't want to do it then!
would you ever trigger a fire alarm as a prank? [the students at school here just did!]
probably not.
What's the last song you heard?