Would You??

If I had to and I did for many years!

Would you give up your life, for someone you love?

Yes (now do you mean dedicate the rest of my life for their happiness...or...sacrifice my life to save theirs)...either way...yes

Would you mow your grass with a motorless mower?

Provided the blades are sharp enough, yes, I would.


Would you mow a full park just with mowing scissors, and no mower at all?

No...that's what God invented mowers for...

Would you mow your grass with a gallon of gasoline (petrol) and a match?

Maybe to make it grow stronger, but not while living in a neighborhood (the neighbors would complain about the smoke :p)


Would you have your hair cut with a mower? :D

You've seen my hair...haven't you?

Would you agree that a barber should cut it next time?

I had it cut by a barber last time... and my folks are still nagging about it. So... beware of the barber! :lol:


Would you reprehend a barber about their poor skill? :p

Possibly but only if they were done with my hair and I don't plan to go back to that barber ever. Wait what am I talking about I don't go to barbers!!

Would you eat at a restaurant that just reopenned from being shutdown due to health code violations?

Hella no!

Would you rather have magical powers or physical powers. So firing lightning out of your fist rather that be able to pick up a tank with ease.

Physical powers

Would you abuse the power to read minds?

I'm almost certain I would abuse them in the sense of using them all the time to learn things others don't want me to know :)

Would you pick up and take a road trip on a whim?

No...I'm very structured...

Would you commit a very provocative action?

I often contain myself when I think I shouldn't, and I am quite tired of containing myself when I think I shouldn't http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/jus...C_thinking.gif


Would you keep being thoughtful towards a person to whom you have realized you mean little or nothing at all? ... (I hope that grammar to be correct http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/jus...C_thinking.gif)

I think I would (but I'm not sure what you mean)

Would you try to blame someone else for the passing of gas?

No way! I take credit for all the magic I make. Besides what happens if they try and get back at me by doing the same to me and their fart smells worse? Then I dug myself a deep fart hole ( no pun intended ).

Would you travel forward in time, if you couldn't travel back?

no way am I going into the future

would you eat a whole bag of cookies in one sitting?

You've been watching me, haven't you...

Would you eat the LAST cookie on the tray at a party?

only when no one sees me :D

would you take an extra cookie for your favorite person?

yes...of course

Would you get your friend/friends punch while you were up?

Always. Sharing is caring afterall.

Would you enjoy the sunny weather or stay inside and read a book?

Probably stay inside (but if I am motivated to go outside, I would)

Would you refrain from drinking (alcohol) if you were with someone who didn't drink?

Probably not. I really like a glass of wine in the evening some nights. I'm not a drunk or anything, but I do like the taste.

Would you call up an old friend to just talk?

Yes

Would you eat salty potato chips to sooth a sore throat?

no

would you like some green tea with honey?

Yes

Would you make me some?

coming right up

how would you like it served?

Personally

Would you like a tip?

a big fat tip

would you mind if the waitress took your tip and tuck it in her bra?

It's hers...she can do with it what she wants...

Would you do that if you were a waitress?

yeaah, that may get me an even bigger tip...

would you overtip if you don't like the food but you like the waitress?

The tipping is for the service (the bill is for the food)...and I mean SERVICE, not good looks

Would you tip for good looks?

yes, because they offer something pleasing

would you order food that you can't pronounce?

Usually I just say, "Give me a number 5!"

Would you try to pronounce it?

no, as long as it tastes good

would you eat eat something you don't know what it is but your date wanted to share with you?

Sure

Would you send food back if there was something wrong with it?

yes

would you get paranoid and start to suspect that they spit in your food for complaining?

No, because then I'd never eat out!

Would you ever tell a restaurant that you disapprove of something on their menu? Such as milk-fed veal or fois gras?

never did but I guess I would if something is out of line...I feel bad eating veal....

would you leave a restaurant as soon as you enter just because you don't like the way it looks?

Yes.

Would you ever leave a hotel as soon as you've seen the room because of the way it looks?

I would unless it's the only room in town and I'm crashing...

would you book a hotel for it's cheap rates even though you hate it's decor?