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10-17-2010, 11:59 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

So did he go into their intimate relationship; I always heard that Keith and Mick were an item before Mick and Bowie started hitting it:hand:

:smilielol5:

I don't know about that, but Keef certainly doesn't like Mick very much - just put up with him for the sake of the $. Now it's over, he's quite happy to dish the dirt, which so far includes:

Calling Mick "your majesty" due to his overbearing attitude.

Saying that Mick was "too small" to satisfy Marianne Faithful with his "tiny ....".

Telling the world that Mick uses a singing coach - a revelation Jagger tried to stop, apparently, but was thwarted by Keef "just telling the truth".

Very juicy!
10-18-2010, 01:10 PM
Emil Miller

[QUOTE=The Atheist;967807]:Telling the world that Mick uses a singing coach QUOTE]

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10-18-2010, 02:21 PM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

:smilielol5:

I don't know about that, but Keef certainly doesn't like Mick very much - just put up with him for the sake of the $. Now it's over, he's quite happy to dish the dirt, which so far includes:

Calling Mick "your majesty" due to his overbearing attitude.

Saying that Mick was "too small" to satisfy Marianne Faithful with his "tiny ....".

I thought his overbearing attitude was part of his claim to fame; like the song, "You're so vain"
I had always heard stories of his enormous appendage; perhaps Marianne was disappointed when she finally met up with it...
I tend to find that Narcissists are not the best men to make a woman squeal..
:smilielol5:
[QUOTE=Brian Bean;967942]

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

:Telling the world that Mick uses a singing coach QUOTE]

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I don't know why he would be upset about people knowing he was trying to improve himself; he definitely sounded better than the twangy youth who made his first albums...
10-18-2010, 02:27 PM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Saying that Mick was "too small" to satisfy Marianne Faithful with his "tiny ....".

Very juicy!

I just found an interesting quote by Marianne faithful, she said that after she left her husband; her first move was to "get a rolling stone boyfriend; I slept with 3 and decided the lead singer would be the best"
10-18-2010, 03:31 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

I just found an interesting quote by Marianne faithful, she said that after she left her husband; her first move was to "get a rolling stone boyfriend; I slept with 3 and decided the lead singer would be the best"

Have you ever heard Marianne's tribute to Mick?

A little-known song called "Why'd ya do it?"

It makes albums with "PROFANE LANGUAGE" stickers sound like nursery rhymes.

:D
10-18-2010, 11:52 PM
soundofmusic

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Atheist

Have you ever heard Marianne's tribute to Mick?

A little-known song called "Why'd ya do it?"

It makes albums with "PROFANE LANGUAGE" stickers sound like nursery rhymes.

:D

Woo, you aren't kidding:yikes: And I thought she had been a nun all those years...got the story wrong.
I wonder if that song was about Micks little side thing with the woman from "Hair"
10-19-2010, 07:34 AM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

........ he definitely sounded better than the twangy youth who made his first albums...

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:
10-19-2010, 03:38 PM
prendrelemick

Wasn't there a scandal concerning Miss Faithful's novel use of a Mars Bar at a Rolling Stone party? I hope not.
10-19-2010, 06:50 PM
The Atheist

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Woo, you aren't kidding:yikes: And I thought she had been a nun all those years...got the story wrong.
I wonder if that song was about Micks little side thing with the woman from "Hair"

I don't know whether she's ever specified one!

:D

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Wasn't there a scandal concerning Miss Faithful's novel use of a Mars Bar at a Rolling Stone party? I hope not.

:smilielol5:

Now, if we start down that track, we'll be doing Marmite jars next and we don't need that.

Pass the scotch!
10-20-2010, 11:29 AM
Gilliatt Gurgle

It's been awhile, so I thought I should chime in and see how the Blokes have been doing.
Scrolling back a few pages, I see that Prendrelemick and his dalliances with groupies has stirred up the gossip pot.

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10-20-2010, 03:59 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

It's been awhile, so I thought I should chime in and see how the Blokes have been doing.
Scrolling back a few pages, I see that Prendrelemick and his dalliances with groupies has stirred up the gossip pot.

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Those quiet northern blokes are ones to watch. Women are drawn to their silent manliness.

I can't stay quiet for long enough to get a taste of that action.
10-21-2010, 04:06 AM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Wasn't there a scandal concerning Miss Faithful's novel use of a Mars Bar at a Rolling Stone party? I hope not.

:sick: There are always people that will take things too far...Okay, I'm all for trying a bit of whipped cream or honey; but chocolate covered, carmel and mousse filled...Oh, god no...I hope she was shaved:smilielol5:

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

I don't know whether she's ever specified one!

Pass the scotch!

Well, it's my opinion that the Mars bar made Mick realize he was missing out by not having a bit of "chocolate in his milkshake":smilielol5:

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

It's been awhile, so I thought I should chime in and see how the Blokes have been doing.
Scrolling back a few pages, I see that Prendrelemick and his dalliances with groupies has stirred up the gossip pot.

.

Is prendrelemick keeping something from us...do tell us of your dalliances. Speaking of dalliances; has anyone seen Jockey or Daffyd?

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Those quiet northern blokes are ones to watch. Women are drawn to their silent manliness.

I can't stay quiet for long enough to get a taste of that action.

Women are always under the impression that a silent man is one with a past and lots of secrets...
10-21-2010, 02:12 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Women are always under the impression that a silent man is one with a past and lots of secrets...

I'm going to use this to stop me from continuing on the rest of your post, which I know can only lead down a path to trouble.

:smilielol5:

Whereas men are usually attracted to the extrovert.

Oh, god, it's gonna get back onto sex again...

Talk about your patients for a while, that'll cool everyone off.

:party:
10-21-2010, 04:24 PM
prendrelemick

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

:sick:

Is prendrelemick keeping something from us...do tell us of your dalliances. Speaking of dalliances; has anyone seen Jockey or Daffyd?

Women are always under the impression that a silent man is one with a past and lots of secrets...

Like most Scottish and Welsh males at this time of year, Jocky and Daffy will be suffering from PRT (Pre-Rugger-Tension,) its that time of year again.

As to secrets, I'm sure I have some...if only I could remember what they are.
10-21-2010, 05:40 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Like most Scottish and Welsh males at this time of year, Jocky and Daffy will be suffering from PRT (Pre-Rugger-Tension,) its that time of year again.

Give then something to get excited about before they come down here and get slaughtered next year.

Scotland did qualify, didn't they?

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