If I were a ______, what would you be?

(Waves crash softly) against the shore......(Kafka on the Shore)

if I were a good idea, you would be?

Your vulture capitalist - I mean venture capitalist - don't worry;) you would get a certain percentage somewhere in the fine print:smile5:

If I were Norwegian wood you would be...?

your author, Haruki Murakami


if I were lonely, yearning, looking to others to satisfy me, yet I was isolating myself, you would be?

http://thmg.photobucket.com/albums/0...Mun/th_hug.jpg

(Figure hugging guninea pig)

If I were to run out of Aces you would be?

Lucky!!

If I were a library, you would be?

Reading by the window.

I f I were a chime blowing in the breeze, you'd be...

Music

If I were an alien alone on earth with all you earthlings, then you'd be?

Your spaceship. A sleek, shiny, and strong piece of hi-tech machinery in shades of blue and grey.

If I were a fairy creature what would you be?

A Disney producer.

If I were a boat sailing into the horizon you would be?

Byzantium

If I were the best time of the year, you would be ?

Trashed.

If I was a lie, you would be...

the truth

If I was witnessing someone here obviously taking things too seriously, you would be?

playing a game.

If I were a hyjacker, you'd be...

the air marshal

If I were moving on to greener pastures, you would be?

Rolling my eyes.

If I were a trunk, you be...

i'd be the guy who gets stabbed while being stashed in the trunk (goodfellas).

If I were a lie detector would you take the test?-any secrets?

Sure but everyone has secrets
Same Q

I'd take it, nothing to hide at the moment.

If you were starving artist what would you eat mostly?

Fish

If I were Curious George, who (what) would you be?

The man in the yellow coat reminding you to be careful.

If I were a cold fish, you would be...

A fish cardigan.

If I were a policeman searching your house what are the chances you might kind of hide something?

I have nothing illegal to hide from the police in my house, so officer, come on in and take a look.

same Q

Of course not.

If you were a starving artist what budget food would you mostly eat? (i know same question)

pasta

sameQ (you obviously like this Q;)

Mac and cheese(but that was East Africa)-number one for lonely planet people i met in hostels, for what it's worth.

If I could get you something from the other side of the Atlantic what would that thing be?

In Paris some flimsy undergarments from Chantal Thomass, a croissant from Pâtisserie Boulangerie Blé Sucré. In London a tin of tea from Fortnum & Mason's and Lime Basil and Mandarin soap and candle from Jo Malone, that's for a start.:smile5:

If a were your favourite city, what would you be?

Georgetown (it's a city-technically)- I woud live in London if it were in the Caribbean-too cold for an island boy. I tried though, but sky is low there.

If I were a spiderweb what would you be?

the spider

if i were your worst experience, what would you be?

Looking on the brightside

If I were a spray of water, what would you be?

The girl spraying it on everyone. :D

If I were a missing idea, what would you be?

The one asking where you saw yourself the last time :p

If I were Jiminy Cricket, what would you be?

A shoulder.

If I were a dog house, you would be?

Snoopy shooting down the Red Baron

If I were Charlie Brown, who would you be?

Little Red-Haired Girl

If I were a blank sheet of paper, what would you be?

Crayons

If I were lonely, what would you be?

I would be sympathetic and tell you that you are not alone and give you a :grouphug:

If I were a lazy Saturday afternoon, you would be?

The Times and a cocktail.

If I were a precipice, what would you be?

I would just be standing on the edge and i would have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all.

If I were a boat what sort place would you want to stop?

Neverland

If I were daring, what would you be daring me to do?

[QUOTE=Paulclem;1172282]The Times and a cocktail.
( :yesnod: that sounds just about perfect!)

to fulfill your dreams and live your life on your terms

If I were hanging by a thread, you would be?