Illegal: Fun for some
Reboot: To kick again
Immoral
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Illegal: Fun for some
Reboot: To kick again
Immoral
Immoral: writes in this game, it being the Devil's dictionary
Endurance
Endurance The amount of time you sit in a Doctor's office, between the time of your appointment and the time you actually see the Doctor. This can stretch into hours...
Patience The ability to endure (see above) without cursing and stamping out or offering violence to the Doctor, the Nurses, and the entire office staff
Confinement
Oh, so that's why they call you the patient.
Still Confinement.
Still Confinement: Burial
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Encryption: Burial
Cinema
Cinema British for "Movies"
Bloody
Bloody - Japo-Joycian expression (comb. brood and moody) as spoken with transliteration
Gibberish
Gibberish What one's political opponents can't stop talking.
Default
Default De thing what makes you guilty
Depart De white line down de middle of de hair
Depot De people what ain't rich
Rabble
Rabble The right of the people to peacefully gather and then quickly turn into a riot
Fool
Fool - 1. One's boss, superior, supervisor etc.
2. One who is not what he appears to be
Friendship-
Friendship Fragile thread that connects two or more persons
Fool One whose unenlightened vision does not agree with my superior version
Cursing
Cursing: serious gratification of an infantile obsession thus relieving prior stages of RBC development where nucleus was present sans depression.
radar
radar Tool of Big Brother for the harassment of motorists who are minding their own business. So what if they drive a little fast?
Telephone
Telephone - A device designed to make the deaf feel out of the loop.
Gallery
Gallery: A display of women.
Defibrillate: To catch a lie after it no longer matters
Mathematics
Mathematics (n): The reason you hated Senior [high] school.
Non-fiction
[Non-fiction An account of a real event, real life person, history, etc. more or less distorted by the author to reflect his or her feelings about how things really happened or the person really lived their life...
News
News: ways to make people believe of remote places possessing destructive weaponry so others can feel good about themselves for being targets. Also make people greedier than ever.
freedom
Freedom is an illusion given by the wealthy which prevents humanity from feeling underprivileged.
Carpet
Carpet Commonly a bed for the drunkard, a standing place for those deemed guilty of something (i.e.. call on the carpet), and the dog or other pet's bathroom. Also that that a woman always thinks needs changing and that a man always claims is just fine the way it is.
Backwoods
Backwoods - a town in the Hillbilly Mountain Range named after a feudin' family who won the land after Uncle Jessy Rightwoods beat his cousin Scotty Leftwoods at an arm wrestle. It was later lost in a bet over a game of drafts by Grandmammy Sissy Frontwoods, and thence reverted to Pappy Dougie Backwoods in her long and drawn out and virtually indecipherable will (something about moonshine still and a jug band, and few illegible bits, signed with an X)
Cottage Cheese
Cottage Cheese Essentially spoiled milk curd, which is as awful as it sounds but eaten in the thousands of gallons by folks who wish to loose weight, possibly by losing their lunch/dinner/snack
Public Speaking
Public Speaking:- Varies with the situation-
Strongest form of anesthesia, when the speaking entity is a chief guest at school function.
A sugar-coated world of make believe, when the speaking entity is a politician.
Outright ridiculous, when the speaking entity is Baba Ramdev.
Newspaper:-
Newspaper: a cheap printed tool of aristocrats which keeps the majority unknowing, thus keeping them in darkness.
Internet
Internet Contrary to popular opinion, the Internet is not just a place to see porn, it just makes it easier for all the sickos out there...
Pervert
Pervert
One whose low morals do not adhere to your own high standards
Crazy
Crazy
A state of mind that I have trouble comprehending, and since I am not crazy, the one in this state of mind must be...
Responsible
Responsible - What an adult likes to thinks he is, and what he thinks others should be.
Shaving
The habit of maintaining 4 day's stubble on a man's face.
relationship
relationship When two people find that their annoying habits do not get on each other's nerves
Loser
Someone who finds their partner's annoying habits so anoying that they get on their nerves.
Misanthrope
Misanthrope- Jack of Hearts' seventh grade teacher.
existentialism
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Existentialism - A confusing word that can lead to madness. Best avoided.
Pressure
Pressure: A beneficial force that brings about wine from grapes, diamonds from carbon, and action from apathy.
Seersucker: Philosophy of a man who's never met a woman he didn't like.
Polarity
Polarity Measure of popularity in the elections in Poland, but like all kinds of polarity, it has a tendency to swing between extremes...
Vote
Vote is from the Latin veto vitae, where those who were against Caesar becoming Emperor were flung by catapult into the Tiber
Catapult
A cat skin coat.
Fetish
Fetish - 1. A sick desire other people have
2. A bit overweight
Laziness