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Hallowed Hogwarts or Hog Warts

She thought she had a scholarship to hallowed Hogwarts,
And when the letter came Booky couldn’t hold back an excited sequel!
But how the threads of Fate mere mortals dreams do thwart,
And Booky ended up getting the raw end of a crooked deal.
The collage she was sent to was one for helping skin blemished swine,
She learned all about mudpacks and facials and even wigs—
You can paint it up and pamper it until it looks simply divine,
Yet in the end when all is said and done a pig is still a pig…
Booky began to fall quite ill from odors wafting from the wallow sty,
And the manners of the boars and sows at the tables were atrocious.
With every time she beheld another warty hog, she began to cry,
Until the pain that racked her body became unbearable and ferocious.
I heard the bells upon the towers ring in solemn voices yesterday:
And her coffin carried by eight massive pompadoured pigs they buried Booky today.

Pendragon
© 8/28/07

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pen spent all his time writing his silly works of art that he didn't notice that a giant pig rose abouve his head. KERSPALT! pen is dead.

Shurtugal was having her cup of coffee when a scientist who was experimenting with his new machine which shrinks objects decided to use her as the tool for his experiment. He shrunk her and she fell into her own cup of cofee and was drowned to death.

Divine was thinking hard about the statement: I exist therefore I am
When the brain exploded due to a high amount of traffic...:lol:

BlueSky was enjoying the picture: a blue sky in the background of a beautiful cat. Everything was tranquil, the cat seemed to be meditating, and BlueSky was very happy, until she realized the cat was some sort of super-sized alien cat, who proceeded to devour her...

The cat then hacked up a hairball, which rolled down a hill and onto the bystander, NikoliaI. It is *takes off hat* a terrible tragedy.

. . .Anything smell a little. . . *sniff* fishy to you guys?

Bookie was delighted at Nicolai's death but then, a horrible time traveler viking from the 25th century appeared and ate him clothes and all.

Will bookie, like his namesake, be back?

Ryu was having a bad dream about a bunch of androgynous persons chasing her with every imaginable weapon screaming, “What do you mean you cannot tell if I am Male or Female? Take that and that and that!” She woke up shrieking herself to find Freddy Kruger beside her, ominous glove raised. “Looks like the nightmare is on your street tonight!” We shall need to draw a rubber sheet over the rest of the scene….

pen died of boredness when he read this post.

Shurtugal died when she read of Bakiryu's death. LMAO!

ok, this is from one of the stories that run threw of my heads! i changed one of th characters name just to make it fit. i think this is noble enough for baki.
this all takes place during a battle, in a fantisy world, arrows are flying, and swords are about to clash.

Refarmoth turned his gaze just intime to see Bakiryu fall to the ground, wounded. By what or how Refarmoth knew not, but he abonded his leadership at the front of battle. When several men took his turn as retreat, he shouted.

"What are you doing?! Get back up there! I'll join you and lead us to victory as soon as I can!"

But already the confusion took a small towl on their weak forces.

Refarmeth was at Bakiryu's side, anilising her wound. An arrow was deeply inbeeded in her side. Blood gushed forth, he put his hand around the wound the wound and was about to call out the healing words of magic, but she put her limp hand on his.

"Stop Refarmoth," she said in a weak voice, hardly hearable, "This is my fate."

"No it's not! I can heal you!" he cried threw tears.

"I won't let you die!" Refarmoth screamed, tears fell down his dirt stained face.

"When you have lived as long as I have, it is a relief to die."

"That means..." he said in words of pain and aweness.

"Aye, Refarmoth, I am Aplor'menthe Bakiryu Zeldukanumtruth Ono Un Narn Garbeth." she took a deep breath of pain, "Unsheeth my sword."

"No, rest, you-"

"Bring it!" she demanded, she had only short time. Relunctently he gave it to her, "Kneel. I, Aplor'menthe Bakiryu Zeldukanumtruth Ono Un Narn Garbeth,, first born shild, heir to the throne," she stopped and took along breath. She closed and reopened her eyes. "Dub thee, King of Tranteribeth."

Refarmeth looked at her with all the graditude in the world. Once afain Bakiryu cried out in a pain, she clutched her side. Closing her eyes, she reopened them as she looked at Refarmoth.

"Good-bye," she whispered, and for the last time did she close her eyes. A smile of no pain came apon her face, she breathed deeply; then that was it.

Shurtzie was merrily writing away when her pen just stopped writing. Just like that. No forewarning. In dismay and confusion, she eyeballed the writing instrument, to have a glimpse as to what the problem was. BIG MISTAKE. The pen suddenly became animated and torpedoed right into her left eye, and the ink exploded into her brain. The last thing she knew was that she was lying on the floor wondering about that fly on the ceiling..... :(

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Hey, get me Detective Mallory, understan'. Yeah.

Hey, Mallory, how ya doing. Yah, youse know exactly who dis is.

No, youse listen ta me, I ain't shovin' youse dat dough fer my health, capisce?

I gotta little problem ovah heah.

Yeah, a stiff.

Look, youse gonna do what I say, or youse gonna end up wid a dirt ovahcoat, capisce?

It's some dame, she came outta dah speak ta get some air and a fag. She lights up, and jus' den dat louse punk Birchfield shows up ta chin wit me. Only he ain't heah to chin, unless a gat talks. Missed me, but she took it where it counts.

Nah, just her. Don' worry about Birchfield. Youse can take him off da wanted list, dose.

Now get ovah heah and get the poor moll. See she gets a decent funeral. I pay. Dis one's on de Godfeather. Poor gal should'd stayed in da speak to smoke...

Name? Youse tink I...

Dey call her Kiz, dat's all I knows. Handle it, pronto, get me!

Bye, ya rat!

Setting down the phone, Pen hears a rustling behind him. Rapidly spinning he finds nothing. Shaking his head, he mutters some Italian jibberish and looks at his computer, secretly fingering a large knife. He hears the rustling noise again. He stands up to get a better view of his box littered office. He edges near the doorway, "Could it be? No, no he wouldn't come back, not after the toni's sumo wrestler incident. Your just trying to scare yourself pen, c'mon, snap out of it." Heading out into his living room, gangsta pen and his cronies sat about and talked business. Pen hears the rustling again, always behind him it was. He sent one of his henchmen to see what it was, not seeing anything, the henchman returned to the living room which was plunged into darkness instantly.

Detective Mallory was called from his comfortable bed, next to his beautiful wife for an investigation, what kind of murderer would kill someone at this time of night. Upon entering the crime scene, he stared at a wall that was covered in blood. The detective, a normally strong-hearted man and not given to fear, voided both his bowels and his bladder, and then passed out upon the floor upon seeing the former gangsta dead, although it was what he saw that made his sanity go to pieces. Pendragon and his henchmen were all propped up against the blood covered wall, above their heads was written, "I'm back." with the essex etched into the drywall.

The silent x was killed by something silent, but deadly (har har har)

Shalot was walking across a street when while not paying to much attention saw a girl about to be hit by a run away baby carriage and thought "she doesn't even know!" and was about to shout a warning when Shalot was hit by a car and was killed because Shalot wasn't paying attention.

AdoreroDio was walking lost in a book when she stuck and iron pole which knocked her out into eternal sleep.

Bakiryu finally found herself nowhere, and couldn't get back to the everywhere so she eventually died there. We all mourn her tenderly. :(

Whodunit?

Nikolai has passed to another fair land,
At least we shall give her that charity—
For certain it is that the young lass is dead,
So we do not name the dead without clarity.
Less and less now are the vital clues,
We require to solve this dark bloody crime.
But someone out there doesn’t play by the rules,
And I fear that we shall run short on time…
The Powers That Be are demanding results,
And so far we have little enough we can give.
Am I to go to my superior and speak to him thus:
“Yo, dude, the girl somehow has ceased to live!”
I know there comes a time when we all have to go:
So how did she die outside of her own window?

Pendragon
© 9/12/07

Recent news

Pendragon was brutally murdered. Found to his chest was a note pinned: I'm a guy!

In other news Nik, also known as Nikolai Ilyitch Goldyakin, is nowhere to be found.

Litnetters wonder why :D

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Originally Posted by Bakiryu

Recent news

Pendragon was brutally murdered. Found to his chest was a note pinned: I'm a guy!

In other news Nik, also known as Nikolai Ilyitch Goldyakin, is nowhere to be found.

Litnetters wonder why :D

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Would someone explain why he didn't tell me when I made the paper doll? :blush: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ur/Nicdoll.gif :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Would someone explain why he didn't tell me when I made the paper doll? :blush:

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dunno. he said on his blog he had a beard, maybe he's a bearded woman who lives at circus somewhere? :D

No, Nik is a HE. And his grandma is a well-published author, cool, eh?

Now, Baki, **music changes to eerie monstrous stuff**, since you were the last poster.....

Time has Come!!

A sweet girl with beautiful curly long hair was bent over her homework, working oh so hard on her French ciphering.

When all of a sudden, the window broke open, a large bird appeared and took hold of that lovely curly long hair of our Baki.

The bird up and flew out the window, Baki in tow, and over the fields and ravines they did fly..... far far away.... until the canyons were in view. The bird, in mid-flight paused to catch its breath, when..... his quarry fell down down down into the canyon.

Baki's scream could be heard for a full three minutes... :alien:

Now Kiz, who using her wizardly arts had turned into said monstrous bird flapped on the air, catching her wind when suddenly a hunter with a shotgun aimed at her heart, brought her home and ate her. Raw.



(You're right, the otters are indeed very cute. *HUGS!*)

Baki gets killed yet again, but this time by a heart that swelled so huge in admiration for the cute otters, the YouTube video that is taking over the country!! Kiz and Baki were so bent on admiring these little sweeties that we both fell over the ramp and drowned in that very pool. With the hand-holding creatures thinking how foolish those mortals be....

OK, so we BOTH went down!! Who's up to get the two o'us?? :lol:

well... kiz just killed herself... so, um, i'll leave it at that. (stange)

Faith and trust and pixie dust,
Shurtu felt would make her fly.
But someone switched the dust, with a can of rust,
And on takeoff Shurtu died...

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Originally Posted by Bakiryu

Recent news

Pendragon was brutally murdered. Found to his chest was a note pinned: I'm a guy!

In other news Nik, also known as Nikolai Ilyitch Goldyakin, is nowhere to be found.

Litnetters wonder why :D

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Now I am just a little confused as to the chronology of this one. Was this an act-after-the-grave or something? I came back as a zombie to avenge myself!?? But somehow he's still alive...

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

Would someone explain why he didn't tell me when I made the paper doll? :blush: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ur/Nicdoll.gif :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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I didn't know I was supposed to correct you! Anyway, I am sorry for any embarrassment, Pen. But I loved the picture- perhaps it was just a drawing of my metaphorical feminine side? Or, as Abby says from Dharma and Greg, we're not male or female but all of us are both. That's how I see it anyway.

But I am not a bearded lady, Baki! :lol:

Pen was pondering on a hill,
And wondering about his awesome will-
He wanted to know if he was brave,
And so an entertainment he gave:
As was talked before on the Net of Lit,
And wanting finally to try it,
All alone where no one could see,
No one he saw, but he did not see me-

He sat himself down and rolled down the hill,
Not thinking of how himself it might kill,
But he landed on a sharp stick in his side,
And that is how the brave Pen died.

wow is i who must murder PAM... nay, it is a fake plead, i quite enjoy it.

nik died when everyone found that he was the murder of pen! aye, it is true, for some unknown causes, nik killed pen. a said thing to be said, we all thought nik was a friend, but who was it that killed nik? there have been rumors that pen as a ghost of an dragon.

Shutz was killed by a crazy lit-netter (whose name shall not be written), on her wall it said: "Don't kill the only person who replies to my threads!"

ker killed me, so i kill back! reveange. i drove the sword home and flew away, abhorred by the wickedness i just had commited. but low what is that infront of me....

Shurtie was lying on her living room couch, when suddenly Jeremy Sumpter(spelling?) jumped out of the wall and beheaded her.


:):):):):):):):)

your cruel... you have my worst enemy come and kill me! i loath jeremy sumpter! so after i slapped jeremy as hard as i could he went flying into bulletproofdork, sending bullet into the wall. she has been unconcience ever since.

A dark figure rose, as if the night itself had come to life. It rose before Shurtu and continued to rise as though it would tower to the very gates of heaven. A deep voice which echoed as if from the silence of the abyss called her by name. "Why did you allow me to die?"

Shurtu gasped: "Pendragon! But, I did not kill you! I destroyed the one who took your life!"

"And in doing so, allowed me to pass the Dark Gate. Dragons are immortal; we may not die. But we may not take revenge, either, or we will experience the sensation that the soul of the human we destroy for revenge has as The Reaper takes his due.

"You slew Nic for revenge on me, and I was bound to his human soul to pass that Gate a dragon must not pass. I may not kill you either, but as I return to life, for even that experience cannot break my immortality, I curse you to take the journey I have just taken. You shall taste of Death, the last breath leaving the body, the cold of the grave, the merciless Reaper, The Dark Gate, Whether you return to life is in your own hands, if you are strong, you will. I shall not kill you--The Reaper knows he is to take you along the path, not to keep you--unless you falter and your mind dies.

Now begone!"

Shurtu now faced a Hooded Skeleton with a scythe. The scythe swung...

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Creepy. . . . . . .Is that a bunny?

Pendragon was sitting at his computer, on the lit net, when suddenly a big, hairy tarantula fell out of the ceiling and bit his head.
He the proceeded to become Spiderdragon, and ever since, he has been ridding the world of evil . . .chickens.
Unfortunately, Superman, mistaking him for Lex, used his laser vision on him.
:(

PAM was so sure she was bulletproof she challenged Superman to a game of Russian Roulette, alas, the bullet went inside her ear! and so she died.

It is very tragic: Bakiryu was teaching herself how to dance in her bedroom, and making up moves, when she simultaneously broke her back, neck, legs, and arms, and died almost instantly. But then she appeared in heaven, and rejoiced- she had been a boddisattva, and came from heaven on this, her last life, but did not expect to die so young. Still, the teachings she left eventually bring the world to peace and utopia, and humans live in peace for many millenia further.

now how can i kill nik... pen hates me for it, and nik just complimented ker. i commit suicide!

but alas, though bom i used to blow up myself fell out of my hand and rolled over to nik. *kaaa BOOM!*

Little did Shurtugal know, she had been possessed! The newspapers raved for weeks after, about a girl who had started drawing a S with a slashmark through it everywhere. She had carved it into desks at school, her loved Inheritance series, and it is rumored, though the remains were so charred it could not be verified, that she had even etched it into her skin. A note was sitting on her desk in her bedroom, "You must eliminate Nikolai, my AIT, else you shall no longer be able to train under me. Weaken the dragon and draw him out so that I may carve the heart form his body, gouge the eyes from his head, and remove the wings that it holds in such high regards. If you don't have the will to do it, then I shall make you do it." It was signed with the same symbol that the girl had been obsessing about, alas, no one knew what the symbol stood for, thus the village slept in peace for yet another night.

The Silent X badly wanted to show off his baseball skills to his friends here at LitNet. But he'd have to get famous in order for anyone here to see his skills (except for those who lived in his vicinity). So he sought fame and fortune hitting those baseballs. One day, he was practicing in the field, and a shadowy figure offered to toss him a ball. With bat in hand, Silent prepared for a homer. As the ball neared the plate, Silent swung for all he was worth, and hit the ball straight on with a mighty crack. Sadly, it was not a ball, but a gernade...

All LitNet read the news in the front page news and sadly mourned the loss of this fine contributor to our site... :bawling:

And to this day, no one found out the identity of that shadowy figure...